Avery! 🧙🏼‍♀️🏳️‍🌈✌🏼

“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

[Chris @citehchris]

sure it’s hot as hell outside and okay maybe our leafy greens give us diarrhea and the air makes you choke but don’t forget to log into microsoft teams and click around your little sheets today

[NOT ALLEGEDLY @mikeandawldat]

Chloe Zhao made a good movie and they tried to kill her for it

[Kaitlin 🌟💗🌟💗 @kaitiemily]

My toxic trait is that I think I can fix the book for Chess the musical.

[Ashley @ashleytrail33]

i’m the only one from #bb28 that can eat taco bell rn….. a win is a win

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

ENOUGH

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Miss Hannigan:

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Taylor Farms’ CEO eating the lettuce to prove it’s safe

[i’m just Ben @ItsRainingBen]

None of these people are Greek

[j⋆˚࿔ @bucketof1ove]

SOMEONE LEFT THE CAKE OUT IN THE RAIN???

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

we need to start phrasing this pitch as "We need a system where every election isn't decided by the same 7 states"

[night @dykestreep]

may this life find me

[Jewels Sparkles @jewelssparkles_]

1 hour 30 minute wait at chilis

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

elmo. please. do not read the book he tries to give you

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

If The Muppets are good enough for The World, they’re good enough to get a full-season order. Done deal.

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[FDR ✨|| waddingham summer @kbeckssinatra]

Anne Hathaway was some teenage girl they picked to star opposite Julie Andrews in a teen flick and she turned out to be one of the greatest actresses of her generation like that’s my GOAT fr

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

the only greek odyssey i care about is the one three men take to a wedding only to discover they might each be the father of meryl streep’s child

[Albert Jaragua Corado 🔻 @digitalurn]

The Taco Bell slander must come to an end. Taco Bell has been there for me so many times over the years and not once has it ever given me diarrhea. Your "Taco Bell gives you diarrhea" takes are hackneyed and dumb. Cheesy Gordita crunch is a gift from the gods

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

if you look closely during the odyssey you can see christine baranski in her pedal boat on her way to sing “does your mother know?”

[Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk]

Frankly Taco Bell has built up a lot of goodwill from me. I forgive them