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sunset snob, trail mix aficionado, 🚭

[aar¿ka @average_pickle]

I need me a big booty man

[aar¿ka @average_pickle]

@llll_mck Reminds me of the time my friend named her dog after me and it died the next week

[aar¿ka @average_pickle]

I’m gonna start reading twilight fan fic #jakeword

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My classmates were showing each other pictures of when we all were kids and one of them said

“Respectfully puberty hit you like a truck” and I think that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

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I’m don’t think my mom knew what it meant when she called me
✨🧂sugar booger👃✨ as a kid 🫶

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It’s always funny when some asks if I was named after my grandmother or something nice like that

Shout out to my dads employee in 2000 you have a cool name

Luckly you don’t need a dna test to know who the mom is lol

[aar¿ka @average_pickle]

@llll_mck I’m Aladdin

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Cosmetology school perks?

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@trippy_trip_ 🫢⬆️

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Being forced to listen to my upstairs neighbors fuck VERY LOUDLY every night is making me feel single af

[aar¿ka @average_pickle]

I was clearing my safari tabs

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what if I am pregnant

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As a server, one of the most useful skills I have ever learned is ✨dissociation✨

I’ll be absolutely weeded! and 30 minutes later, I’ve forgot it even happened.

Don’t forget to tip you’re servers!

[aar¿ka @average_pickle]

Imagine getting played by a dude that plays Pokémon

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@_MasonMoore Debt lamp for me

[aar¿ka @average_pickle]

Thinkin ab the time I was sitting next to memaw playing board games with the fam and her leaving over me very obviously analyzing my tattoo

[aar¿ka @average_pickle]

Here’s the thing about crocs. They aren’t a fashion statement in fact they’re opposite. The worse the style the better. Idk what statement is but make it proudly and remember, the gaudier the better

[aar¿ka @average_pickle]

@jules0226999171 Wb a kiss from a friend 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

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@jules0226999171 What if I sing it?

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@jules0226999171 Suck in the middle of the dessert no water no food but you find an oasis. Cockfila. Are you going to let god into your life or die?