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court jester

[lIlI @llll_mck]

what if god came down and looked like this

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

my nail lady, (the lady who hammers nails into my abdomen) is coming over later to do my nails

[skyee 🍒 @skyeeebby]

men are soo hot. i wish they were good people.

[papi gudia @aditireads]

“She chose the wrong guy"
"She ignored the good ones"
"Women love toxic men"
Guys, STFU just shut up. It’s not women, it’s YOU. You fake personalities, LIE, love-bomb, then CHEAT. YOU ARE THE PROBLEM.
Stop blaming women for falling for the mask you chose to wear!!!

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

the fact that she played all three at the same time.. an icon

[alina 寧 @seapearlangel]

men are such losers really

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

99.9% of the time it's always the pastors and never the drag queens.

[Rad. @enemy_soil]

There's been a big decline in sweethearts.

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

Found a job that felt almost very perfect for me and then I saw “Ability to craft effective AI prompts” shot my computer and then blocked lorde just cause

[poast @AsILayPoasting]

today me ,tomorrow me again

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

No one speaks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

If I bite into a donut and there’s cheesecake inside I might start crying tears of joy, and I’m not playing.

[teeth @teeth12345]

I can get over anything

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

my big plans this summer are going to da movies, eating turkey sandwiches, & getting ice cream with my friends

[YBG sam @oohdope]

Adam Sandler to the gems :

[prettier jesus @bxsel]

the idea that someone could “meet you” at “a really strange time” in your “life”

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Call my homies Lunchables cause they Crackers with cheese

[advanced nanobubbler tech @facetedcarapace]

Do they ever accidentally put two gay Mormons together on their weird little coming of age mission trip and they unexpectedly have a beautiful international love affair while trying to sell people on the Golden Tablets in fucking Ecuador

[noelle ♡ @fairymelodia]

he tolerated me and it felt like a kiss

[bren @brennan_nnn]

it’s “be careful” summer. be careful