caitlin

lesbian

[m @snflwrgld]

i was on her side even when i thought she just did that randomly

[honey ♡ @ehoneyz]

i try to take a picture of my cat and here comes night mode telling me to stay still for three seconds. he’s literally possessed by a dark entity he cant stay still for that long are you crazy

[lucille !! @pinkiestpies]

I MEAN CLITERALLY IM A DYKE ASS BITCH THE EPITOME 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

I get so Sleepy off that Dark Outside

[chloe star @snowiecone]

i hear rack city is beautiful this time of year

[its jex btw @beersmoker93]

i love when youre allowed to cook stuff with the saucepan lid on like bye 👋 i dont really like tweeting its more of a compulsion

[yuri!!! and its the star with confetti behind @yuriiiiButAStar]

ever since I was a child my dream was to become Invited to places regularly and enthusiastically

[anika @champagnesucks]

the thing about being a one-trick-pony is that 1) you’re a pony, which is already pretty good, and 2) you have a trick.

[chase @_chase_____]

dog treats are so exciting and fun. raw elk femur bones and homemade dog-specific cookies decorated with frosting and sprinkles and rubber chew toys filled with peanut butter. and then the main cat treat is just a tube of goo. and it gets on ur hand when ur giving it to them

[Cameron @emptyflash]

*addressing the legume society* chickpeas and lentilmen,

[unikitty @chosendripgod]

no matter how Bad it gets At least i can Still watch my Little Pony

[TAIMI – LGBTQ+ Dating App 🏳️‍🌈 @taimiapp]

@_drimota My time to pretend to be Erika from Barbie: Princess and the Pauper is here

[lily @lil_mermaid]

it's always so funny when people are trying to sell their used couch for $1500 on fb marketplace. a couch on fb marketplace costs $200. they're always like "i paid $4000 for this couch." not my problem man. should have bought it on fb marketplace, where a couch costs $200

[caitlin @averagecatlady]

get yall some pf flyers

[Eris @Eris_sld]

É muito apito pra pouco cachorro isso sim.....

[Amos Moses @angelpeesyrups]

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

damn a bitch can't enjoy a warm cider and a apple cider donut in the fall? can't pick some perfect apples for making a crumble?

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

friday night we're getting gay as hell off that lettuce

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i can always spot a black coffee drinker cuz they’re the ones always carrying around a nearly full cup of black coffee. that shit’s too nasty for them to ever actually finish. me? im a vanilla latte girl. you’d never know it tho cuz i be chugging that shit.

[ToonHoleChris @toonholechris]

Magic trick