averagecranberry

Where JJ shares some wisdoms and occasionally verifies them

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The Titanic was made in America because the movie is American

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Life pro-tip: Microwave ice-cream so it softens faster

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"Oh you brought graham crackers on the plane? But did you bring marshmallows and fire?"

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Some days I spend an hour saying the word 'turtle' in my head. 'turtle' is hard.

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Cranberries are somewhere between a blueberry and a tomato, and are therefore a vegetable

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At some point... Isn't all dating psychological horror?

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Fahrenheit is superior to celsuis cause you only have to read the first number to know how many layers you need

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Johnny Depp moves like a half-frozen squid.

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What is bag pipe

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"pizza pie" is redundant because pizza is pie

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Why ferenheughts is better than celsius

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Wait, cranberries are berries?