Alexis

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Pro Tip: if you were Jeffrey Epstein's very best friend for about 20 years, made 4,725 wire transfers to Epstein totalling more than $1.1 billion and are mentioned in the Epstein files more than a million times, I'm pretty sure you're a f**king ped*phile.

[Sean T at RCP @SeanTrende]

My oldest son got vaccinated and later was diagnosed with autism. My middle and youngest sons were vaccinated, and were not diagnosed with autism. The reason for this is that vaccines do not cause autism. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[kappa @1776bv]

It’s #SharkWeek don’t call or text.

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

who else

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

I don’t understand people expressing surprise and confusion at this.
This is *exactly* how these laws are supposed to work. People worked really hard to make sure this happened.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

When you ain’t seen the sunshine in three damn days

[Alexis @avm814]

Best Easter ever

[Daddy Stache @kas_bova]

Honestly wouldn’t have wanted to spend Easter any other way. @avm814 and I got hibachi and ice cream 🥰

[Alexis @avm814]

@kolbbbs

[Alexis @avm814]

Pt. 3 feat. Millie @TIGSleonard

[Alexis @avm814]

Something about St. Patrick’s Day brings out the best hats in @TIGSleonard

[Alexis @avm814]

Kolby just hung up on me because I told her Lionel’s hair looked red in the light

[Alexis @avm814]

@whadupitskait

[logan 🥤 @Kermeq]

me waiting for the bartender to look at me so i can order my drink

[Alexis @avm814]

@maddilimpy I think you meant menaces

[Alexis @avm814]

@kas_bova Skin

[Alexis @avm814]

@kolbbbs @morganmunksgard I sent that to Morgan this morning 😂😂😂

[Alexis @avm814]

Am I wrong??

[kølbs 🌻 @kolbbbs]

I think about the fact that Alexis said “Kolby’s like if a girl was an uncle” a lot

[Alexis @avm814]

@samarawarren12