Donald trump wanted to paint the White House. He called three contractors for quotes.
The Chinese guy quoted $3 million. The European guy quoted $7 million. The Indian guy quoted $10 million.
Trump asked the Chinese guy “How did you quote $3 million?” The Chinese guy replied “$1 million for paint, $1 million for labor and $1 million profit.”
Trump asked the European guy. He replied: “$3 million for paint, $2 million for labor and $2 million profit.”
Trump asked the Indian guy. He replied: “$4 million for you. $3 million for me. And we will give $3 million to the Chinese guy and ask him to paint it.”
The Indian guy got the contract. 😄