Samuel Muli

C’est la vie

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa piga RETWEET to pay tributes to our fallen Comrades🕊️

[Jeffrey K 🍉 @JayFreaKay]

Hivi ndio “we shouldn’t be doing this” hufeel mamae

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

I stopped negotiating with Uber drivers when it comes to prices. Initially, I used to do it ndio wanibebe but nowadays I just cancel and tell them good luck. The economy is fucking us both in the ass nanii I'll just tip the modest one, not the entitled one.

[Samuel Muli @awe_sam_ness]

Me and my colleagues

[﹆ @flowzki]

those long calls where you guys start sharing pictures in between ..

“ i just sent it to you”

where ? on which app

😍😮‍💨 >>>>>

[🏉MaToKe🍌 @Lm_matoke]

Here is to probably the best try Fidens Tony has ever scored.
Congratulations, @fid3ns.

#RugbyKE

[Alliance Old Boys' Club @AHSOBC]

😅

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

And they’re gonna increase smokie prices as well @Avengers @jarule @CIA @NASA @KWSKenya @Bensoulmusic @Batman DO something

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

Someone just got his business robbed and lost 16 million Kenyan shillings in stock. Nurses are wearing one mask for three days, people are sharing syringes. Goons are now as common as the garbage in Nairobi CBD. Welcome to Kenya, at least we have Talanta stadium.

[Monyango @franc_monyango]

The story of Kenya rugby.
‘Select sides’ hammer university sides and community clubs with a fraction of their budget every season and we call it a league 🤣

[Mihr Thakar @MihrThakar]

Any update?

[Hammer Hammer Ke @HammerHamm026]

7 hours to the expiry of the promise.

[Brian Coords 💻 @briancoords]

When you check on your Claude Code to see how hard it's cooking and it's just been waiting for you to approve the initial mkdir command.

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

MARAGA!!!

[Impala RFC @ImpalaRfc]

●Team news●
One more chance to pull an IMPALATIME.
All the best out there gent's,let's get it!

#impalarugby

[Impala RFC @ImpalaRfc]

Final Game of the season!
We play our matchday 10 fixture away at the Bin home to Blakblad.
Let's get it gents 💪🏽

#impalatime
#impalarugby
#rugbyke

[Samuel Muli @awe_sam_ness]

Kenyans be doing literally everything else on a nduthi apart from kujishikilia😂

[O_G.O.A.T7🦍 @ogot_Ke]

Ndio stock imetoka Rural.....unataka mali fresh ukiwa wapi?
Cc @ChickenHub26581

[chicken_Hub @ChickenHub26581]

Tuko fully live recording!
Fresh stock from your rural to you in Nairobi. Fair kienyeji prices . Call/WhatsApp- 0797932693 to order your meat.

[Mannerless Wairimu @findingwairimu]

1. Residents on Nairobi Dam need to be evacuated.. we have no money.
2. KNH cancer clinic on its knees… government has no money.
3. Teachers salaries need to be paid… there’s no money
4. Doctors salaries need to be paid… there’s no money.

But let’s allocate 450m for fucking hospitality!!

If this doesn’t upset you… I don’t know. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[a meek thug @gib_smoke]

a poor country with so many rich politicians and religious leaders is an extremely corrupt country.