Awesome Aristotle

I proved the Earth is spherical. You're welcome

[Giovanni Cassini @iLookupAllot]

@TheEdmundHalley @awesomearsotle This #spacebeef is getting sad, let's end these #starwars

[NASA @NASA]

Today, we pause to remember our fallen heroes of the Apollo 1, #Challenger & Columbia crews: https://t.co/HLBpuDT73Q
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[Awesome Aristotle @awesomearsotle]

@iLookupAllot at least my work wasn't based of of Galileo's #copycat #astrotweets #astrostars

[Awesome Aristotle @awesomearsotle]

@iLookupAllot I died over two thousand years ago and I'm still considered when of the smartest people to walk this earth #tryme #astrotweets

[Awesome Aristotle @awesomearsotle]

@iLookupAllot you died, but your lover took those rings and kept on spinning #planetsaintliyal #astrotweeets

[Awesome Aristotle @awesomearsotle]

@iLookupAllot you and that planet. It's your one accomplishment in life #astrotweets #fail #astrostars #spacelife

[Awesome Aristotle @awesomearsotle]

@iLookupAllot at least I didn't make my kids take up the "family business" #daddyissues #astrotweets

[Giovanni Cassini @iLookupAllot]

@originofstrings stay out of this the only thing that benefits from you are cats #string
#NBD

[Michio Kaku @originofstrings]

@iLookupAllot my research is literally the entire makeup of your fame #spacebeef #spacelife #AstroTweet #yourenothingwithoutme

[Awesome Aristotle @awesomearsotle]

@iLookupAllot I made huge discoveries in philosophy. I worked with logic and common sense. You know, what you seem to lack #astrotweets

[Awesome Aristotle @awesomearsotle]

@TheEdmundHalley at least my dad didn't go missing only to be found dead 5 weeks later #daddyissues #astrotweets

[Awesome Aristotle @awesomearsotle]

@iLookupAllot you were known for finding rings. Also, who did you steal your look from? Captain Hook?

[Awesome Aristotle @awesomearsotle]

@TheEdmundHalley *well

[Awesome Aristotle @awesomearsotle]

@iLookupAllot You wanna fight, bro? #bringiton #fightmebro #astrotweets #spacelife

[Awesome Aristotle @awesomearsotle]

@TheEdmundHalley also, how is it that even though I was long gone before you even existed, I'm more famous than you? #astrotweets #boss

[Awesome Aristotle @awesomearsotle]

@TheEdmundHalley that's the best you've got? That's just sad #youwishyouwereme #astrotweets #astrostars #spacelife

[Awesome Aristotle @awesomearsotle]

@TheEdmundHalley Socrates taught Plato, Plato taught me, and I taught Alexander the Great. Your just a mistake #astrotweets #wishyouwereme

[Awesome Aristotle @awesomearsotle]

@TheEdmundHalley I am known for my works with science and philosophy. And all you have is a comet? #astrotweet #nicetry #astrostars

[Awesome Aristotle @awesomearsotle]

@TheEdmundHalley I am considered one of the most intelligent men to walk this planet. I am a legend. And what are you?

[Galileo Galilei @str8outtapisa]

Originally wanted to be a doctor but decided to heal stupidity instead #educateyourselves #healingyou #sorrynotsorry