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Meh. (she/her)

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if you put @Lin_Manuel’s 2008 hair on @BenSPLATT, and put @BranUran’s 2013 hair on Jonathan Groff, you get Simon and Garfunkel

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@iluvdjo For me it's not that I don't want romance or sex, it's that I don't want to just do it for the sake of having done it. I want it with a specific person, and if I can't make that happen I don't want it bad enough to fake it until I make it with someone else.

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@SeanBasquiat @theashrb “My tiny human is just learning!!” yeah, he’s learning that his parents are ok with him being a menace

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@druidDUDE You should go see Shamilton at UCB tonight or Musical Megawatt at the Magnet tomorrow (all the groups are great and it’s pay once for the whole night but I recommend the 9:30 show bc that’s when it gets cuckoo)

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@shOoObz It's because it feels "icky" to be corrected and instead of dealing with those feelings, people took "language evolves" to mean "nobody is wrong about anything anymore"

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@samcentric That IS Frank. Frankie Muniz, lol.

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@chesstism @schmigadoonbway I hope you do— he’s lovely

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@sunarintired I'm still mad we aren't getting a Halloween ep

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@tinysons I'm working on something now where Mel's anatomy scan falls during parent/teacher conferences so she takes Penny to the scan instead of Frank and Penny is the first to find out she's getting two little sisters.

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@stargirlzm Poopa Pig

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@bcingalive Lmaooo I have this headcanon that Mel can do a really good dolphin impression and it freaks Frank out

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@wwxwashere Tina Cohen-Chang

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@cloaca_official I don’t even think FB had extended to SLC until like November of 2004. I remember there was a whole process to get a school listed and I did it just bc I was too chicken to ask for someone’s AIM screen name. He then didn’t join FB until 2006 and then immediately blocked me lol.

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@yatouroo

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@pinksquirr3l Thank you!!! I want Kingdon in the worst way but get that man divorced first!!

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@samstein Has he considered that the reason they don’t have residual stool is that the majority of animals don’t have butt cheeks?

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@druidDUDE

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@kngdnspell Or when people think he only has boys

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@melsglasses She has a Rockruff because it has the same eyes as Frank. All the nurses have Chanseys and she has one too even though she’s a doctor because she loved the idea.

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@melsglasses Mel has an Eevee because it has the potential to become so many things and she finds that inspirational. She doesn’t have a Jigglypuff initially but adds one to her team after she does karaoke with Trinity. She has a Squirtle because she saw one making the same face she makes.