Andy Wong

Professional code monkey. Not a weeb.

[Andy Wong @awong05]

TIL in #python:

6 // 132 = 0
6 // -132 = -1
int(6 / -132) = 0

[Andy Wong @awong05]

Oh wow, something... Relatable? That's new!

[Kimmy @kimmythepooh]

You’re 8 years old.
Your 3rd grade class orders chinese food & your father delivers it. You are so excited to see your pops in school. He’s your hero. But apparently other kids don’t think he’s so cool. They laugh at him and mimic his accent. You don’t want to be Chinese anymore.

[Andy Wong @awong05]

Me: I actually enjoy doing dishes #¯\_(ツ)_/¯

World:

[Andy Wong @awong05]

Me: Ugh, I hate #HomeImprovement.

Also me: Holy ish, look at all the caulk jokes I can make!

#CockOrCaulk #TerriblePuns #Late20s #ManChild #HashtagAbuse

[Andy Wong @awong05]

Happy #IndependanceDay https://t.co/xXyRmZ3hoW

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

A little PSA for the 4th of July

[Andy Wong @awong05]

PM: "Let's just test it in prod."

Me:

#WebDevelopment #YOLO #PartyParrot

[Andy Wong @awong05]

If only I could get away with, "It's just #ruby!", "It's just #golang!", or "It's just #swiftlang!" 🤔

[Andy Wong @awong05]

Whenever I hear, "It's just #JavaScript!"

[Amazon Web Services @awscloud]

Deploy a Swift web app on AWS in 10 minutes with new Quick Start! https://t.co/MJ2kAUZuMF #CloudComputing

[Andy Wong @awong05]

@wingchi @POTUS Or a paintball battle with red/white/blue paint.

[Andy Wong @awong05]

@wingchi @POTUS I'd like to thing that the next POTUS needs to earn it via an old-school duel.

[Andy Wong @awong05]

😍 Thanks to @ForwardSwift and @twostraws for partnering with #ThisWeekInSwift by @NatashaTheRobot. Feeling the #swiftlang love this morning.

[Andy Wong @awong05]

Happy Halloween errbody! If anyone asks, I'm wearing a zombie costume. 👻

[David Rodrigues @dmcrodrigues]

#Swift 3.0.1 you are very very welcome. TL;DR NSNumber bridging now supports all Swift numeric types 🎉

@jckarter thank you for this.

[Andy Wong @awong05]

TFW you're rolling your UI programmatically and realize just how much IB has spoiled you. Ah well. #iOSDev

[Vincent Toms @vincenttoms]

Join us! We are launching our first Meetup event covering the awesome language of Swift on Tuesday Oct 25 @ 7:00pm. https://t.co/hQjE76RagH

[Andy Wong @awong05]

😂 #software #tooreal

[Ayaka Nonaka @ayanonagon]

#debate summary
clinton: *uses taunt* *it's super effective*
trump: *it hurt itself in its confusion*

[Andy Wong @awong05]

Had me at 'Never call performBatchUpdates(_:, completion:) or reloadData() again'. 👍 @instagrameng #iOSDev https://t.co/NhXRsZGyZX

[Instagram Eng @instagrameng]

Today we open sourced IGListKit, a framework for fast & flexible lists using a state-of-the-art diffing algorithm: https://t.co/oKnzPrzxvq