Aww Jeah

I like you!

[Aww Jeah @awwjeah]

@pebbut @taylorhecate

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

i'm sick from exposing myself to blue light information overload all day but i need to scroll the infinite collective consciousness for five more minutes to find the divine light of truth before i go to bed. and if i don't find it in five minutes i'll need five more

[Joe Rumrill @2tonbug]

Not my meek ass inheriting the earth…

[violin bug 🇵🇸 @violinbug]

sure owning a house must be nice but those people will never know the timeless thrill of pouring bacon grease directly into the sink

[Jonathan Robins @robinshistory]

The greatest academic acknowledgement I've seen in a while

[Lev Parikian @LevParikian]

SCAM ALERT – IMPORTANT

The cat has already been fed.

[jame @kloogans]

my cat: i'm gonna freak out if i don't get food right now

me: ok here's ur food

my cat: lol. you fool. you fucking fool. i wasn't even hungry this whole time

[bobby @bobby]

when you're on vacation and you come back from the beach with a slight sunburn like you feel it but it doesn't hurt really and you shower and get dressed up "vacation formal" so you can go out to a kind of good but not amazing italian restaurant. that's a top 10 human experience.

[Aww Jeah @awwjeah]

The Rings of Power is a showcase of some of the craziest head shapes you’ll ever see on television. Every cast member has a completely unique, one of a kind skull.

[skip intro @chuchugoogoo]

(pointing to menu) and the tots, are they tatered in-house?

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Hot air balloons kick ass. Are they safe? Not really. Can you stop if you don't like it? Think again. BUT can you steer? Listen don't bring that negative energy into this wicker basket ok I'm gonna light this flamethrower.

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

I love icebreakers they really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is while I don’t listen to anyone else at all

[brady 🖖🏻 @itstonypizza]

if i text you "🧙‍♀️" it means HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP