Axel

Weaponized competence.

[Axel @AxelCisneros_]

🤝

[sev @t0rmentedd]

She’s just using me for my below average penis and my slightly overweight body and my empty bank account

[i2cjak @i2cjak]

what people don't understand about electronics is that YOU! YOU PERSONALLY! can build this shit given enough time. the parts inside have DATASHEETS you can READ with your EYEBALLS. you can UNDERSTAND all of the components inside of this thing. YOU CAN!

[blue @bluewmist]

WE REALLY NEED TO NORMALIZE THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. ONE DAY FOR ACTIVITIES, ONE DAY FOR CLEANING AND ONE DAY FOR REST AND TV BINGING

[kira @kirahisuki]

YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF LITTLE KISSES ALL OVER YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU'RE GIGGLING AND BLUSHING BECAUSE THAT IS PEAK

[Neet @neet_sol]

why is every job 8 hours of excel or 8 hours of breathing in toxic chemicals

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

woman who's husband didn't make her cum before he finished: noooo pleeease babe i've got blue flaps it hurts so bad

[thereisnobeth @thereisnobeth]

firm believer that "blue balls" is 100% a myth made up to pressure woman into sex

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

This is your reminder: mental health is important.

Get off your computer.

Instead, lay in bed and scroll your phone.

[Florian Roth ⚡️ @cyb3rops]

I liked this one

[Dmitrii Kovanikov @ChShersh]

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[Axel @AxelCisneros_]

Waters.

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

lmao get loved loser

get absolutely fucking treasured

[Axel @AxelCisneros_]

The best part about having a car that can drive itself is being able to hold your gf’s hand the entire time and annoy her 😎