umami

eww that’s gross!! (unless you’re into it??) • usf alumna • she/her

[umami @ayanijo]

@anxiousweirdoo @DrewAfualo yess I need to hear Drew’s cackle with the voice effect PLS

[umami @ayanijo]

@celestialyssa goth bathroom goth bathroom goth bathroom

[umami @ayanijo]

@Tween_huynh LETS FG!!!!!!!! I see u dr tweenie!!

[umami @ayanijo]

LMAO

[🐰 @hurryupelijah]

@boyists them having to be reminded what their political stance is SHSKDK

[flynn 🖤🌙 @faeriemecha]

rt if you're a huge drink girly

[⧉ @NASTlESTONE]

an important thread on how lil' kim became rap's first lgbt ally when homophobia was the norm in hip hop. #Pride2022

[Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69]

friday the 13th doesn't scare me anymore, everyday is awful

[umami @ayanijo]

and there was a lot this past week… so stay masked up and social distance when possible please

[umami @ayanijo]

psa covid cases are going up in nursing homes. I work in long term care and the nursing homes we service don’t have to report covid cases to us but it’s easy to tell when there’s an outbreak due to the medication protocols dr’s prescribe them..

[zander moricz @zandermoricz]

I am the youngest public plaintiff in the “Don’t Say Gay” lawsuit. I am my Florida high school’s first openly-gay Class President. I am being silenced, and I need your help. 🧵

[Zahra Khan (she/her) ♿️🦻🏼 زہرا خان @hellozeik]

Did I just read article on bon appetit telling ppl to not eat iodized salt bc it “tastes bad”? 🤦🏽‍♀️

Was looking up what kosher salt is & this article starts w desc iodized salt “iodine is a halogen & makes salt taste bad”

Do ppl in this country not know why we have iodized salt?!

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

jane austen is timeless because the line “i’m 27 years old, i’ve no money and no prospects. i’m already a burden to my parents and i’m frightened” is as relevant today as when she published pride and prejudice in 1813 😭

[umami @ayanijo]

@truefilipinhoe I hate him and hate how funny his airplane joke is

[Thick KRIT @Asharp52]

Dude on Facebook exposing his folks. They gonna kill him

[Mediaite @Mediaite]

"I listened to [Putin] constantly using the n-word. That's the n-word," former President Trump told @FoxBusiness host Stuart Varney before clarifying he meant the "nuclear word."

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

If you know someone who is diabetic, they should know that 92% of House Republicans just voted against a standalone bill that would simply cap the cost of insulin at $35/month.

[liv ♌︎ @RPATZLEDGER]

happy 23 years to the best rom com

[Paris Saint Archives @parisaintshop]

Old Ye tweets 🥹