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[Ayla @ayla_1422]

1 shot 1 goal 🐀 #EDMvsFLA

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Parenting is a lot like talking to an automated phone attendant.

You're hopeful at first, but then just end up repeating yourself and yelling.

[Ayla @ayla_1422]

Hey @BobBratina I do not appreciate you and your team texting me divisive nonsense to solicit my vote. If you want my vote tell me what you plan on doing to better our community, not what everyone else is doing wrong.

[Ayla @ayla_1422]

The only reason Paul Bernardo should be trending on this app is to celebrate that he died.

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Me: When do you want to eat?
Child: Mac-n-Cheese!
Me: No, when?
Child: YES
Me: NO WHEN do you want to eat?
Child:
Me: Like, what time?
Child:
Me: Hello?
Child: What?

- why I drink on weekdays

[Ayla @ayla_1422]

The only party campaigning for my vote are the @NDP .
@liberal_party & @CPC_HQ are sleeping out there. #Elxn44

[Hamilton Tiger-Cats @Ticats]

Hamilton Public Health Services to host mobile vaccination clinic at @TimHortonsField on August 23, 24, 25.

Stay and watch #Ticats practice + a chance to win prizes!

Complete details 👇

ℹ️ | https://t.co/UK36FgOqkD

@cityofhamilton | #CFL

[Ayla @ayla_1422]

@CPC_HQ So not looking to pick up anyone undecided this election... Good to know who the Conservative Party is interested in.

[Ayla @ayla_1422]

@Baird9965 Indoor shopping centers will be able to open in Stage 2 of the reopening plan. Looks like it will be the first weekend in July.

[Naheed Dosani @NaheedD]

#BREAKING: The Ontario government has once again voted against #PaidSickDays.

In total, our government has now voted against paid sick days 21 times since the start of the #COVID19 pandemic.

If you’re not outraged, you’re not paying attention.

[Sid Seixeiro @Sid_Seixeiro]

Elections matter. Taking part in our democratic process matters. These people will be in charge during emergencies. They will make life and death decisions. The future of you and your loved ones will be in their hands.

Elections matter. Voting matters. Period.

[Ayla @ayla_1422]

@CoxChris2019 @audible_com Pretty Things by Janelle Brown

[Allie Levitan @alliegeelev]

Me all week: 🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😓😓😓😓😰😰😱😱😨😨😨🥶🤯🥵😭😭😱😫👹👹👹👹👹👹🤒🤒👿👿🥱🥱🥱😱😱🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Me during the 45 minutes that I pay for therapy: 🤠

[Ayla @ayla_1422]

I've been waiting for #McDonaldTrump to be trending all day 😂🤣

[Ayla @ayla_1422]

Donald Trump looks like an old basketball #PresidentialDebate2020

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Therapist: Listen to your body, honor what it needs.

My body: "Fuck you, feed me carbs and put me back to bed, bitch. We aren't accomplishing anything but sleeping and overthinking today."

[Ayla @ayla_1422]

@penguins @mmatheson19 @Sceviour7 Why do you hate us?

[Jason Pinter @jasonpinter]

Not saying I made the coffee too strong this morning but now I can understand the language of the trees.

[Ayla @ayla_1422]

😂😂 #crumbfreezone

[Devo Brown @devobrown]

You’re the only snack allowed in bed 😏😏

Try that line on your partner - you’re welcome. 😉🤣