White Morpheus, ESQ

upstanding citizen who definitely does not have a taxidermied dog full of tannerite and gasoline on his front porch

[White Morpheus, ESQ @ayobernice]

His suit aside. Making fun of the police officers you’re suing while the trial is happening is perhaps one of the most American things you can do

[lacey jane @laceyjmeeks]

On a scale of 1 - American, how American are you?

Me:

[White Morpheus, ESQ @ayobernice]

I just started crying

[benlivelyfanpage @benlivelyfan]

This was on a random Friday in late August

[White Morpheus, ESQ @ayobernice]

@Jram2TBJ He wants to watch Travis Bazzana-san

[White Morpheus, ESQ @ayobernice]

Bernice’s List of Proletariat Drugs:

Meth/Amphetamines
Nicotine
Caffeine
Alcohol
Opioids (pill form, bonus proletariat points if it’s expired lortab)
Crack (but NOT cocaine)
Gas station boner pills
Any pill you find on the floor

[* @PunishedDeleto]

heroin is not a proletarian drug it is for the lumpen and neglected bourgeois children

[White Morpheus, ESQ @ayobernice]

This is what I wear when I go to beef with my arch-nemesis who happens to be a large white whale

[A̷l̷a̷n̷ @AyeFairEnough]

I’ve gone into the office dressed like I command a submarine

[White Morpheus, ESQ @ayobernice]

I sometimes see fit check Instagram reels from a lady who has a glass eye and she swaps them out to match what she wears. That shit goes so hard. I think that much sauce might be worth being half blind

[White Morpheus, ESQ @ayobernice]

This is beast mode. Placed like IKEA don’t need to exist anyway

[Byron Wan @Byron_Wan]

This may be why IKEA has to close down 7 stores in China…

[White Morpheus, ESQ @ayobernice]

Idek what to say anymore man. What the hell, sure.

Shoutout to bbygrl who figured it was time to hit this song with the (slowed+reverb). It bangs. I do just hope no one ever looks at my phone screen while I am listening to it 👍

[White Morpheus, ESQ @ayobernice]

The Tee Higgins slander must end. (I hate the bengals so much)

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

Yo @grok, put a clown nose on the five WORST Wide Receivers in this picture.

[White Morpheus, ESQ @ayobernice]

Maaaaan I wish I had an Ancient Greek helmet from the classic periiiioooodddd. You guys have sooooo many I would just want one of theeeeem

[Dr. M.F. Khan @Dr_TheHistories]

Ancient Greek helmets from the classical period kept in the storeroom of the Archaeological Museum of Olympia in Greece.

#drthehistories

[White Morpheus, ESQ @ayobernice]

This gambling for dorks and that is saying something because even real gambling is run by dorks now

[White Morpheus, ESQ @ayobernice]

“We let you cash your bet out and sometimes the cash out we offer you is higher than what you wagered”

[Benjamin Freeman @benwfreeman1]

DOMER: “You can deposit money into a bank account & earn 3.5%. On prediction markets, it’s probably closer to 10% that you can make on RISKLESS stuff”

Domer makes the case for parking cash in prediction market “bonds” to get a higher return than you can on traditional interest

[White Morpheus, ESQ @ayobernice]

@Justthink47 @GratefulKeg @TBob53 You’re right. He should for sure be disqualified from heisman contention for this. I forgot you win that award for being super cool and nonchalant.

Be fuckin for real rn. God forbid a quirked up Cuban boy get a little excited and start rambling in his post game interview.

[White Morpheus, ESQ @ayobernice]

900 times worse than that Mendoza interview. I feel sick

[ESPN @espn]

"Now just put us in the Playoff." 🍿

Diego Pavia and his O-Line pulled up to #UFC323 🔥

[White Morpheus, ESQ @ayobernice]

@GratefulKeg @TBob53 You’re so right. He should’ve just stared blankly into the camera. We should burn him alive for being excited and a little corny on tv 5 seconds after he just got done throwing all over the best defense in the country and winning a game IU hasn’t won since Vietnam (literally)

[White Morpheus, ESQ @ayobernice]

Quit my job today. Was excited for this game. Now I’m sitting half naked on my couch, unemployed and mad. What the hell is even the point anymore

[White Morpheus, ESQ @ayobernice]

The cowboys defense could not stop a parked car this is truly amazing stuff

[White Morpheus, ESQ @ayobernice]

Now I love to run and have been doing so for like 7 years. Learning a multitude of life lessons along the way. Shoutout cucumber mint juul pods 👍

[White Morpheus, ESQ @ayobernice]

When I was in college and ran out of juul pods (and when I wasn’t stealing them from my friends) I figured if I ran 2 miles round trip to the gas station I had earned the pack of succulent cucumber mint flavored glycerin.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Not now, kitten. Daddy is doing cardio so he can smoke more cigarettes