if stuart little was my boyfriend i would get my nipples pierced but the piercing would just be one long bar between both nips so that he can use it as a chin-up bar to do exercises
My parents would do a bit where my mom would tuck me in and my dad would come in as the "tuck-in inspector" and find my mom's job to be subpar. He'd step out in the hallway and fire her and she'd scream, begging and pleading for her job, even offering sexual favors sometimes.
backrooms review if it's good: We're. So. Freaking. Back. Rooms
backrooms review if it sucks: The Bathrooms😭✌️
backrooms review if it's somewhere in between: Happened to me one time....
"Cap'n! The ship! She cannae take much more!" You don't know that. The ship's never been blown apart before, we have no idea what she can take. Besides, she's called the "Indomitable" not the "Domitable if you shoot us with a few cannons." We do appear to be sinking, though, yes.