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uuh centeralized gov sucks and you're all fucking sheep thank you for reading this arsehole now you can frig off sheep

[Crit @crit_lerma]

This movie was made with the sincere hope that no one would do a side by side comparison holy hell.

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

THIS IS NOT FAKE. THIS IS REAL.

Canada is burning. Europe is on fire. New York's sky is smoke. The oceans are boiling. The heat is lethal.

If you are still denying climate change you are denying the Earth a future.

[teshkeren @teshkerensaad]

???

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

This is actually called child trafficking

[𓆩nemo𓆪 @donthurturself8]

save the world for them. stop climate change for them. destroy all data centers for them.

[. @TyyTyra]

a nurse just asked me what “DNR” mean baby lemme report you to HR

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

Most men are gay. They're literally gay. Because they don't really like us women. Our natural bodies, they think it's gross. Our interests, they think it's cringe. Spending time with us, they think it's like a responsibility. And if a guy has a girlfriend, and instead of date night with her, he genuinely wants to be with the boys, and he feels it's a punishment that he can't spend time with his boys, he doesn't really like her. So I genuinely think most men are gay but they haven't figured it out because being gay is like also too feminine for them and they don't like feminine things.

[loki @harleyskooky]

it's a shame she's evil because she's unarguably the most talented performer in her field

[glunk @glunkinator]

same mfs that turn red when you make a kirk joke

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

they are actively trying to kill the earth and nobody is doing anything abt it

[Madame Maman @LaMereParfaite]

@princesalamwane Ça veut quand-même dire qu'à la base, un mec a zoomé de fou sur ses pieds. Probablement la bite à la main.

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Being a woman is truly hell, you can’t even show your toes without someone zooming in like a detective looking for hair to expose

[kyro @wyakyro_]

he couldn't even control himself for more than 6 seconds

[Busby 🏁 @MrBusby4o8]

Ticket sales aren’t selling and looking at you crawlin back

[Madame Ruby 💎♦️ | BellAh @amadameruby]

Man movies used to be so fun like why are you as an grown ass woman arguing with a rat smaller than your foot?

[SuckerForJennie @ranchpanda_pink]

@xoeeie Men want babies like how children want dogs. Only to play for a while, the parent needs to do all the other things.

[bella @Belablade]

@xoeeie Seems like a lot of you in the comments should never have the privilege of being a father. Calling her a “bitch” because she wants a bit of time to herself, and also say it’s her “job”. What’s the point of having a child with someone if you can’t even be a parent?

[໊ @xoeeie]

*Women are more likely to initiate divorce than men.*

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