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[A Z @az2cool]

My serotonin levels are inversely related to the number of tweets I post.

***Note: I’ve been posting way more than usual

[A Z @az2cool]

Only shooter Kash can catch

[David Medina 🌲🇺🇸 @davidmedinapdx]

🚨 BREAKING: Portland Trail Blazers head coach Chauncey Billups has been arrested by the FBI in connection to an illegal poker operation with ties to the MAFIA.

Billups, who was in his 5th season with the Blazers, will appear in court on Thursday. FBI Director Kash Patel is expected to announce charges today at a news conference in New York City.

This is insane. My heart goes out to Blazer fans.

[A Z @az2cool]

Gonna tell my kids this was Keinemusik

[The Sixth Man Show @SixthManShow]

Franz Wagner is a savage.

Puts Niang on the floor with the spin cycle and lets him know about it.

[A Z @az2cool]

Going to start pronouncing semen like fremen

[NFL @NFL]

The moment the @49ers became NFC champions. 🔥

[A Z @az2cool]

@quartersnacks spot check

[murat 🍥 @mayfer]

can someone with access put this in image capable chatgpt and report back please

[A Z @az2cool]

When it’s time to wrap up the feast of the seven fishes

[Deion Broxton @DeionBroxton]

#BREAKING News 4 is in the 400 block of Kingston Drive in Lemay. A car is seen driving through a house. @KMOV

[A Z @az2cool]

NYC needs to place an emergency order that cigs inside are allowed until this smoke blows over.

[A Z @az2cool]

@DJWeissman If it’s self checkout then if you’re brave it’s definitely under

[A Z @az2cool]

There should be an Oscar category for best preflight airline safety movie

[A Z @az2cool]

I know you didn’t let me buy you a drink but could you write down your number plz?

[Street Night Live @StreetNightLive]

imagine asking someone for a sharpie and they give you this

[Schnipper @mattschnipper]

https://t.co/AVoybyhcPO

[A Z @az2cool]

Balloon boy Twitter >> Chinese balloon Twitter which is a bummer

[A Z @az2cool]

Tough day for dudes that found out what a nightshade is last year

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Truly grateful on this day. Thank you 🙏🏻❤️

[A Z @az2cool]

I’ve never watched a porn and thought “wow what a beautiful tattoo, I wonder the significance.”

[A Z @az2cool]

@JetBlue you delayed us, made us switch planes and then finally canceled after many hours and offered us no accommodations for somewhere to stay and no alternate flights. A refund isn’t enough for stranding me in an airport on Christmas

[A Z @az2cool]

@carachillburg Please send my family what your search results yield

[A Z @az2cool]

@NimNewsNetwork Not with the hard r Tim!

[A Z @az2cool]

You ever take a shit so bad you think you should change your toothbrush