Rakesh Parmar

[Rakesh Parmar @b19rak]

@Jassisidhu Having seen Nunez in the flesh most games at home he is absolute shite. Better off getting someone who can actually kick a ball into the actual net, not over, under or to the side.

[Rakesh Parmar @b19rak]

@SimonBrundish Maybe, just maybe they do it privately.

[Rakesh Parmar @b19rak]

@LFCApproved Just because it’s not in public, doesn’t mean they haven’t.

[Rakesh Parmar @b19rak]

@ReadLiverpoolFC Injured all the time as well. Gakpo not good enough either.

[Will Black 🍓🍄 @WillBlackWriter]

People are saying that Nigel Farage has asked Elon Musk to ban people from X for sharing this clip of him attacking his crony Robert Jenrick.

Surely free speech champion Nigel Farage isn't that petty? But just in case, THIS is the video that you mustn't download or share

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Conquered it all.

[Brendan May @bmay]

So glad Reform is running several massive local government budgets for vital services. Please stop voting for these utter imbeciles.

[Rakesh Parmar @b19rak]

@BenBLFC My nerdy lad says Naglesmann would be the ideal choice with the players we have. Would work better than Alonso.

[Rakesh Parmar @b19rak]

@Liverpool The spirit of Roy Hodgson

[Rakesh Parmar @b19rak]

@BrianDurand56 Sounds very Roy Hodgson to me.

[Rakesh Parmar @b19rak]

@BenBLFC Wanna bet?

[Rakesh Parmar @b19rak]

@LateChallenge Hi, I haven’t been able to play the last few weeks podcast, keep getting these messages. Any ideas?

[Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day @APartridgeQOTD]

Listen to this, it'll blow your socks off!

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

HOW IS THIS NORMAL?

Trump on the girls’ school in Minab:

“The Tomahawk missile that destroyed it could have been anyone’s. A Tomahawk is very generic.”

Facts:
Tomahawk missiles are manufactured by RTX in Phoenix, Arizona.

The US sells them to exactly four countries: the UK, Australia, Japan, and the Netherlands.

None of them are at war with Iran.

The White House already confirmed behind closed doors to Congress that the US targeted the area.
CNN confirmed US responsibility.

165 girls aged 7-12 are dead.

And the President of the United States just told the American people a Tomahawk missile is “very generic.”

This is not a mistake. This is not confusion.

This is a lie. On camera. About dead children.

[Rakesh Parmar @b19rak]

@CBSNews @brexit_sham The fat orange umpa lumpa can fuck off.

[Rakesh Parmar @b19rak]

@_Paris_10 He won the fucking league you dickhead

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

The anmount of Tax avoided by Jim Ratcliffe's move to Monaco could pay for an extra 120,000 NHS nurses.

It's not immigrants that are the problem. It's billionaires.

[kasimir walach @KasimirWalach]

@Daractenus The name "Jesus" is mentioned 1,300 times in the Bible, the name "Harry Potter" is mentioned 19,000 times in the entire book series... the name "Donald Trump" is mentioned 38,000 times in Epstein's files,

[Rakesh Parmar @b19rak]

@livvmileywood @ApSingh823 Upper Kenny yesterday as well. Fucking hell.