Brian Long

Tesla is the only stock I own. Why? Because I can’t buy SpaceX, Boring Company, or Neuralink

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@robotaxi @tesla_semi When can I buy one or 10 so I can start my fleet?

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@elonmusk

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@ShannonSharpe Are we ready to have an honest conversation about playoff Reaves?

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@Gfilche @Tesla @robotaxi @Tesla_Optimus I think Tesla is going to have consumers expand the robotaxi network. Sell us the cybercabs, charge a monthly subscription for FSD, split the revenue from rides, and have us deal with charging and cleaning. At least until induction charging and a robot can clean the car

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@allenanalysis All of these protestors are hypocrites. Talking about no kings yet vote for some senile octogenarian for 40 fucking years straight in congress. Morons all of them

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@Tesla While other companies are scrambling to make partnership announcements, Tesla is actually doing the work

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@FrunkToTrunk Thanks. Still waiting for my first referral
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@CernBasher One is good for me. Use it when I need to and rent out when I don’t. I think selling them to people is a great idea to get them distributed throughout the suburbs quickly. Tesla won’t need to build the charging infrastructure when customers will just charge them at home

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@OwenSparks I could see it be $30k for vehicle, $99 a month for FSD. Then you put it on the robotaxi network when you’re not using it. Tesla makes money on initial purchase, monthly payment from you, and splits revenue with you on each ride

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@WNYCards Couldn’t have said it better myself. You forgot to add this bullshit EQL raffle. Never won it and probably never will

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@Prominent_Bryan I’ve had autopilot for 4 years and it sucks! Can’t look away for more than 5 seconds without the damn thing beeping at you. Constant wheel nag. Disengages just to make a lane change. No thanks. FSD is miles better

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@SoveyX I have purpose. My purpose is to play golf everyday. I’m onboard with having the machines work

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@InvertTheWing It’s a tie between Vicario and Muani. Davies has more league goals than Muani. Should I repeat that? A backup left back has more goals than a starting striker

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@RepJackKimble This tweet is evidence that all politicians must take an IQ test. Good lord you are dumb. People actually voted for you?

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@JacoCats Can I please see one game where Porro doesn’t start. Good lord

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X is much more enjoyable muting the Jew hate and people with EDS

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@owenthfc__ @XabiAlonso Porro needs to be sold like yesterday. If I have to watch him for a throw in and hold the ball for 5 minutes just to lose possession right away, I’m going to throw up

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@anders_aslund Yes, the guy who started a battery company with his Jewish friend is a nazi. You’re a fucking moron!! This shit needs to stop go the love of god!!!!!!!

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@HansCNelson Stop the nonsense of AP. Just sell the car with FSD. You either choose to pay total at time of purchase or pay $99 a month until full price is paid. If it’s better than a human driver, it should come standard.

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@joeroganhq @IfindRetards found some