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Fred ‘22

[Brother Nature @BrotherNature]

I hope everybody has a blessed week, let’s get this bread 🍞

[looong boy @b_math99]

So they can play me when I’m dead just like they did when I was alive

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Would you turn your ashes into a vinyl record? Because there's a company for that! http://t.co/OTH0aWJjB8

[looong boy @b_math99]

I just miss Schmeds tbh 😞

[Latrell @Latrell_Tyson]

Fred Class of ‘22 was probably hungover

[𓍊𓋼𓍊 tony 𓍊𓋼𓍊 @voguetony]

MYTH: Homeless people spend their money on drugs and alcohol
FACT: You also do that

[looong boy @b_math99]

@FilioJoe I love that

[SaltyMouse @MouseSalty]

me: what are you doing

lawyer: [wearing a jean jacket] trust me

prosecutor: [walks in wearing two jean jackets]

lawyer: aw dude you’re going to jail

[looong boy @b_math99]

How is this news, like at all??

[looong boy @b_math99]

@thatsphanny The level of exposure in one tweet😂😂 but thank you sir

[Norm Kelly @norm]

We can’t become what we want by remaining by who we are.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning
And thanks for being here.
Nothing else is expected or required of you.
Not right now.
Just glad you’re here.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I'd much rather live in a world reflecting the values, philanthropy, and yes intelligence of LeBron James and Don Lemon's intelligent commitment to truth and journalism than the divisive peevishness, lies, and narrow self-interest displayed by the President of the United States.

[elliott @ell_wong05]

Top 10 best compliments:
10. You
9. Can't
8. Rank
7. Them
6. Because
5. They're
4. All
3. Equally
2. Nice
1. When you're up next in kickball and someone tells the outfield to move back

[Danny @doglab]

Please retweet if you think there should be a global ban on trophy hunting.

[Barbershop Harmony Society @barbershopnews]

MEET THE COMPETITORS!
Competitor #21: Harmonic Collective (SLD)
#BHSORLANDO

WATCH: https://t.co/kJr1QrqyXs

[Barbershop Harmony Society @barbershopnews]

MEET THE COMPETITORS!
Competitor #47: All In (SLD)
#BHSORLANDO

WATCH: https://t.co/aAbVzL1Lvd

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.