Brendan Roberts

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[Joe Sauce @joesauce22]

Full Giannis trade in Barstool terms

• Barstool NY
Big Cat
Nick Turani

• Barstool Chi
Francis Ellis
Kelly Keegs
Large
Pat
Next Pick of 3 Barstool Interns as full time Hires
Next Crazy Hire Dave makes based on appearance or mental incapability

[FSUBrando🍢 @FSUBrando]

Big Cat’s Wife: “How’d work go today, babe?”

Big Cat:

[Max Dolente @Philly_Mays]

Pavs is insane. I don’t think it’s hyperbole to say that this is the best March promo of all time.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

That road is Route 1 in Iceland. A week driving it costs roughly $2,500 per person. Flights from the US run $500-600 round trip. Gas is $8-9 per gallon. A glacier hike is $125. A night in a decent hotel near Vatnajökull is $160-200.

Total tab for two people to spend a week staring at that glacier instead of a monitor: somewhere around $7,000.

The median American household earns that in about 18 working days. Sitting in a room. Staring at a screen.

The people who actually drive that road on a random Tuesday in March fall into two categories: retirees who stared at screens for 40 years and saved enough to stop, or remote workers who figured out how to stare at a screen from Reykjavik instead of a cubicle in Ohio.

Both paths run through the screen.

The photo is real. The freedom it represents costs $7,000 and 10 days of PTO. The device you’re reading this complaint on is the same device that books the flight.

[Acid House Hospital @darkmusick_]

white people be like this song was on tony hawk's pro skater

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

Telling everyone I have a boat and pulling up to the dock on this

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

It was just a hockey game.

[Mark Gadala-Maria @markgadala]

800,000 human brain cells, floating in a dish, have never had a body. Never seen light. Never felt anything. And they just learned to play a video game.

That's not a metaphor. That's literally what happened.

These neurons are alive. They fire. They adapt. They get better at DOOM over time, which means something inside that petri dish is changing in response to failure. Scientists call it "goal-directed learning." There is no cleaner definition of that phrase than "it kept trying until it got better." The cells have no survival instinct, no reward system, no reason to improve. They just do.

The part nobody's talking about: researchers have to convert the game's visuals into electrical pulses the neurons can interpret. Which means those cells are perceiving something. Not seeing it the way you do. But processing a version of a world that doesn't exist, inside a container that was never meant to think.

The Turing Test was about machines fooling humans. Nobody wrote the test for this.

[quant (is rebranding soon) @quant_____]

A block of uranium is an elite on the go snack.

This 8 ounce block has about 4.54 billion calories, 0g of protein, and 0g of fat.

[Brendan Roberts @b_rob4]

@BarstoolBigCat Is skullfucking limited to airlines only? Maybe it’s time to expand

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

Mfs will say "sounds good" at work when shit doesn't sound good at all

[SleeperBills @SleeperBills]

Joe Brady’s Buffalo Bills playbook 🔥

1st down James Cook up the middle

2nd down James Cook up the middle

3rd down Khalil Shakir bubble screen

4th down Qb Sneak or punt #BillsMafia

[Chad Johnson, CFA @chadjohnsoncfa]

Maybe next time she shouldn’t say it’s a fucking lock

[Conner Hursh @ConnerHursh]

THIS IS WHY NO ONE GOES TO THE MOVIES ANY MORE TOO EXPENSIVE THIS IS HOW THEY TREAT THEIR "STUBS" MEMBERS PATHETIC

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

I would love to go to Buffalo NY for a Bills game and while there go to “nine-eleven tavern” and get 50 wings for $59. The fried hard kind with no breading. Fried so crispy and done to the bone that they still shatter after tossed in 3 different hot sauces. No fatty skin gristle.

[Bills Chat Podcast @BillsChatPod]

Why I can't blame the refs

✅Cook Fumble while Driving
✅ Allen mind numbing fumble before half
✅Allen fumble after Half
✅Allen underthrow INT to Samuel
✅Allen Missing Knox for the walk in game winner
✅Throwing low to Hardman
✅Cooks not completing a catch cleanly

[MereKat @MereKatKat]

…and here we go again

#BillsMafia

[Shmegmoid Johnson @shmegmoid]

2.5mg gummy LOL

dawg at 1 o’clock PM this morning (when I woke up for the day) I took a reclaim dab the size of Kansas that made me slobber on myself like a fucking retard then proceeded to watch RDR2 (a game I haven’t played past Chapter 2) lore videos for 4 hours straight

[Brandon @LibOrNormal]

Ben Johnson ROCKS Matt LaFleur after the Bears come back to beat the Packers 31-27!