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@meladoodle There’s a chain of coffee shops called Starbucks. They’re worth a try.

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@drvyom What does it actually have to do with Epworth? Gordon was a private specialist. They were his patients, he just happened to take them to Epworth to do their surgery. Epworth didn’t employ him. They don’t have a gynaecology department. How can they reasonably monitor outcomes?

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@duffett_claire @TheSnoozeDoctor @DrNeenaJha By how much does one donkey improve one patient’s wellbeing? I presume you have evidence for this claim? What is the appropriate measurement? Lives saved per year per donkey? How many lives lost per cup of coffee offset this? These are important metrics for you to explain

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@AvidCommentator Doesn’t this collapse (or at least brutally contract) the economy eventually requiring big interest rate cuts?

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@ballaghmore1 @AlanStout19 FFS. What would having people in the waiting room achieve. Those are people NOT being seen!

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@DrewPavlou Small drop in migration when they know there’s a big economic slowdown on the way. Then when everyone’s suffering they say ‘look what you made us do!’ and crank immigration back up.

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@joedirt501 @bigtousousous I have a nearly 12 year old Model S with 160,000km. It has lost 10% capacity from new.

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@IhabFathiSulima He poked his own eye out with his extra arm.

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@neilorpen @DrHuw My pants are below my elbows. Just sayin’…

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@MumMonk @Deco_Belle Restarting a stopped heart is exactly what a defibrillator does. 🤦‍♂️

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@grantcohn Can I recommend Piccolina’s Ice Cream to you while you’re in town.

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@McgrathWessley @LombardiHimself It has left a very cool ‘urban scar’. https://t.co/NKe5q79PmC

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@AvidCommentator Those immigrant car washers do a pretty poor job too.

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@CrashKey0918 @mwupfront Because it’s a bin and it keeps things chilly?

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@grow0ldwithme @TheSnoozeDoctor Tubigrip might work actually! If placed around the neck.

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@Melbourne_says @AlanBixter The Otways!

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@AvidCommentator I’m in Jess Wilson’s council area. Fortnightly bin collection hasn’t been the end of the world for us, but it has been an annoyance. Massive green bin with 3 small bags of food scraps collected weekly. Tiny overflowing rubbish bin collected fortnightly. She’ll win votes for this.

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@SirHumphrey1969 @AvidCommentator Who will these migrant families switch their vote to?

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@DrBurkstrom @missrobinson It’s illegal to wire your own plug in Australia. It shouldn’t be. But it is.

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@IanBatchelor11 @Mon4Kooyong Is there a daily prize for the dumbest thing posted here? You’d win easily.