chairman miaow

professional bowler. Tetris grandmaster. Nobel peace prize winner.

[Dylan @cutieswagusa04]

Women and effeminate boys with sensitive nipples are the first to know when fall has arrived. Then the meteorologists.

[chairman miaow @babeparalys1s]

I think my brains trying to cause its own internal k-pg extinction event

[from death to death transfigured @BODY_W0_WHORGAN]

Another 3 weeks of Oasis summer next year...

[doomer @uncledoomer]

you can see it in his eyes. hes going to kill again

[Seán Ono Lennon @seanonolennon]

My parents raised me on soy milk in the 70s. They thought it was super healthy. I think that’s why I look like a Mexican woman. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I make it work.

[200 Million Horsemen Attack People @PseudoSerial]

Playing my daily puzzle games at 12:01 AM

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

dude stop trying to skip my dialogue i can see you spamming the A button bro cut it out

[M @muhlisland]

Nan Goldin

[chairman miaow @babeparalys1s]

I’m hangin, gonna have to lemonade top myself

[MrHobbes @VintageMrHobbes]

Another morning under the malignant gaze of our oppressor

[chairman miaow @babeparalys1s]

@heddjones_ You should greatful . 2 b honest it’s not like there is any other reeson to go to Manchester #coys

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

It should’ve been Me not Dolly

[slothy @slothy_420]

this beautiful girl named klarna won’t stop writing me

[chairman miaow @babeparalys1s]

Ushers got that Teresa Giudice hairline

[Legend Funny @CEOofTrends]

Boomer at the Food Lion went out of her way to steal my parking spot. Clearly she failed to notice that my social battery was drained all the way to fucking zero

[Hedd Jones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @heddjones_]

Enjoying my last pint for under 6£ before No. 10 North makes this city even more unliveable.

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

White people be like: "I used hostile architecture on my Xbox because my cat is annoying"

[chairman miaow @babeparalys1s]

Boys love island