I’m no expert on cows but they are nosy as hell. If ur doin something near a cow they’re gonna come look. If there’s a structure near them,they gotta wander in and see what’s goin on in there. I saw a yard sale set up in a barn and all the cows were inside lookin at the stuff.
in sixth grade I would test out jokes by writing them down and then reading them to my teachers across each period to gauge their collective responses. the only big hit I remember was "This week on House MD. House meets his rival, Dr. Apartment."
List of non-league clubs (so far) robbed of an FA Cup replay:
Braintree Town
Weston-super-Mare
Hednesford Town
Maidenhead United
Southend United
Guiseley
Forest Green
These clubs have been robbed of extra ticket money, a chance to win an invaluable amount of prize money for advancing to the next round and, most importantly, a place in the history books
This is all because the richest, most elite clubs in the country claim their schedules are too ‘big’ whilst going on a pre season tour to America and agreeing to a post season Club World Cup
Pure greed 💰
This man was arrested by the first police robot in history. He tried shooting at it and throwing a blanket on it, but still managed to get arrested. https://t.co/BwGn0p1F58