💘 🎱 Lucky 💘 🎱

transsexual latinx community worker & heavy metal drag queen

[💘 🎱 Lucky 💘 🎱 @babesantos666]

While I still had classes I booked a bunch of appointments and meetings for the first week I was fully done school without really thinking about it and now my schedule is so jammed packed I’m more stressed than during finals. 😫

[💘 🎱 Lucky 💘 🎱 @babesantos666]

Today was a fucking lot and I don’t know how to feel.

[House_Wife_Material @butchdebayou]

Femme in summer: cutting all my pants into shorts
Butch in summer: cutting all my shirts into muscle tees

[Dr. Thema @drthema]

A history of trauma can give you a high tolerance for emotional pain. Just because you can take it doesn't mean you have to.

[hobbes ginsberg @hhobbess]

i just learned that washing synthetic fabrics is putting microfibers into the ocean and destroying the environment so when u see me walking around in a stained outfit just know i'm doing it for the fish and u should thank me

[💘 🎱 Lucky 💘 🎱 @babesantos666]

I just crashed a policy meeting and now im on another's committee. This is actually getting out of fucking control.

[💘 🎱 Lucky 💘 🎱 @babesantos666]

The Single Ladies instrumental sounds way more satanic than any classic rock album played backward.

[💘 🎱 Lucky 💘 🎱 @babesantos666]

I just taught my wife the word 'shittered'. It's beautiful sharing your culture with a loved one.

[💘 🎱 Lucky 💘 🎱 @babesantos666]

I think I'm having a mental breakdown or I drank too much coffee because I can't stop laughing to myself while whispering 'yeehaw im the policy cowboy' while I write more and more passive aggressive notes on this stupid google doc.

[💘 🎱 Lucky 💘 🎱 @babesantos666]

I think I need to start drinking again cuz I am way too young to be this boring.

[💘 🎱 Lucky 💘 🎱 @babesantos666]

If I don't have kids in like ~6 years I think I'm just gonna get an iguana.

[Cortado Soprano @planetscollide_]

How did Slipknot ever get 9 motherfuckers to have their schedules line up for band practice?

[gg @ihatebossbaby]

googling pigeons sitting: a timeless favourite of mine

[💘 🎱 Lucky 💘 🎱 @babesantos666]

Student loans just totally cut my bursary so now I am actually paying $300 a month to work three jobs????? At least my unpaid internship doesn't cost me hahAhahaha

[💘 🎱 Lucky 💘 🎱 @babesantos666]

In all honesty u can't be my friend if u haven't cried to the cowboy song at least once

[💘 🎱 Lucky 💘 🎱 @babesantos666]

I just literally broke down in tears listening to Thin Lizzy like 'I-I'm j-just....s-so glad the booooys are b-back'

[💘 🎱 Lucky 💘 🎱 @babesantos666]

Omg I need to stop accidentally outing myself at work.

[💘 🎱 Lucky 💘 🎱 @babesantos666]

@laurencephilome It's 20 mins there 20 mins back

[💘 🎱 Lucky 💘 🎱 @babesantos666]

I'm gonnna go walk 40 minutes to get Tim Hortons coffee at 9 in the evening but at least I'm not smoking a damn cigarette

[💘 🎱 Lucky 💘 🎱 @babesantos666]

I want to clarify that I was having a mental breakdown on a megabus while writing this but it's still true

[💘 🎱 Lucky 💘 🎱 @babesantos666]

Koala's are fucking terrifying with their beady little reptilian eyes and four freaky teeth,