she's probably a boy with boobs

maybe I'm not even a real person

[Joey 🧚🏽 @aannaabaananaa]

adjusting my boobs in public to assert dominance

[Theo @Theo_mwangi]

Being named wekesa and not investing is crazy

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

I love in ways that might worry a therapist, but thrill a poet

[Wakan, The Travel Therapist. @JoelWakan]

The one good thing about adulthood is you can buy your self Ribenna even when you're not sick.

[M 🧸 @demiideee_]

Over due for a night out in a mini skirt

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

Don't know what he said, but damn. Ni ukweli ndege ilikumaliza na hautawahi ona chipo tena.

[Nigel @ignitive3_0]

2026:

[Djinn&Tonic @TariroMat]

Response delayed is not response denied.

[Turner2😅 @Harrkejdj]

Guess who is asleep 24 hours a day now.

[Carpe Diem. @isthattalent]

Me liking all these dark tweets about that fat cunt

[† @motionmansr]

why did he use two 🐓s when one 🐓 would've sufficed?

[✧Aurek✧ @AurekTheGreat]

We might be bitter but we are not dead.
https://t.co/2W1tjHidXR

[King Half Thoughts ♿️ @teemadzika]

God finally addressed the elephant in the room

[Jomo Piñata @mwakawhat]

Sir yuni 😂😂

[MrsMissionary🪼🌈 @itskindarisschy]

Overly suspicious if the price of beef falls over the next few days, they still haven’t found all of the nigga

[Kutalang'i @ClowersShemaiah]

The pilot trying to handle the excess weight in the helicopter.

[Kamau @josephkamau_]

Unfortunately he was the bigger person we have no choice

[w @waruiwon]

Ojuelegba nayo huwa piece of art

[St. Bervon @bavonski]

Lucifer adding Chivayo’s fat body to eternal fire

[! @grey990s]

You tell people you’re drunk on a Wednesday and they treat you like the devil