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First his peanut farm, then his Legos

[History Calendar @HistoryCalendar]

Jimmy Carter is now too old to play with Legos 🧱

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Idea for next Olympics - a setting on your news apps that mute spoilers

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Public service announcement:

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Ok, now you’re the KING and…

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Imagine being the United States Secretary of Defense and…

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If I were playing in -24 windchill, I’d fake a concussion on the first play and leave

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Imagine being the United States Secretary of Defense and…

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This tweet would never be written about men. Cc Don Lemon

[Forbes @Forbes]

Women around the world are proving that success has no age limit. The members of the second annual 50 Over 50: EMEA are proving that every day. https://t.co/mwbO542SSC

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Someone tell the TV writers we get it already

[New York Post @nypost]

George Santos wore stolen scarf to 'Stop the Steal' rally, ex-roommate says https://t.co/fdbg5LQGJG

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“As a heart surgeon… we repair them, we heal them, by uniting people together.” Forgive my skepticism, but if that’s the care plan, I might choose a different surgeon?

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You shouldn’t need ad campaigns for…money. “Euros, get them today!”

[Dan Diamond @ddiamond]

This commercial with Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen, encouraging their friends to use FTX, came out last September.

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@TownofKiawahSC And Happy Passover!

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@darth https://t.co/aUbleYScFB

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“How are there still more”

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do you think Tom Brady’s parents are tired of going to their kid’s football games

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Now that Russia has been uninvited from this year’s Paralympic Games, could we just say that for every additional day they stay in Ukraine, they’re uninvited from one additional instance of the Olympics?

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is there a Zoom filter that makes it look like you’re wearing clothes other than pajamas

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So is January always Sweetgreen’s best month

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It really *was* a fantasy

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@neilhimself Brings new meaning to “Hello, it’s me”

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Does it have something to do with the fact that $1m is a lot less than $1b

[Financial Times @FT]

How Marc Lasry lost a $1m bet on Ozy Media but still has Billions https://t.co/eZTh9Igp6Y

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do you think Tom Brady’s parents are tired of going to their kid’s football games