Sgt Jimmy Cauliflower

The one and only real fake Everett Police Sgt.
If you don't like what I tweet, it's because my cat took over my account in 2016
#FireJamesCollier

[Sgt Jimmy Cauliflower @bactterevea]

@MichaelPacker15 @MyEverettNews @EverettPolice That's completely inaccurate

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@beezlebubcum @heyyitsjanea That OJ is 33% more than where I am. Fungus is not the issue.

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@strengthPlan @YoumotherFUDer @Tesla @teslaownersSV @coldenvy @chuckcook @Scobleizer An especially useful feature when driving the wrong way down a one way lane 🤦‍♂️

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@UrbanistOrg It's a big problem in Everett too, and the city will only enforce parking too close to the corner if there's a fire hydrant there.

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@Drrrgvdd @asher_971 This already happens with farside signals. Moot point.

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@florida_man100 @kezzaMalanga @SustainableTall You know catholics pumped out a hundred kids each in the 50s and 60s, and they still got around right?

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@UrbanistOrg @itsprinceali_ Wallymont is the clear winner

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@ZachPowers253 You found Willy!

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@derg_corv @cnspeckhardt Funny, r/Everett has a lot of angry morons from Marysville

[DivestSPD @DivestSPD]

Next time you read a police press release, remember how Memphis PD described their officers beating a man to death over a misdemeanor:

“a confrontation occurred”

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@InfoSecPS Ctrl+shift+esc homie

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@ManTitwee @stickers66 @tomflood1 I just walk out, if I know they can stop in that distance. Force their action.

It's funny, when I wait, almost no one stops. When you walk out, they stop real quick.

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@NoMoreBikeLanes @suresh_dot_com @SeattlePD I've seen a million traffic violations in Seattle, none of which were prevented or enforced by SPD. Unsurprisingly, many of those violations were done by them. They don't enforce shit.

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@writerinfo @UrbanistOrg @SeattleCouncil The specific emergency that the officer was responding to has nothing to do with the circumstances around her death. He could have been responding to an overdose, a car accident, a robbery, or donut happy hour. He was driving recklessly on an already dangerous road. Period.

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@MayorCassie @EverettPolice Has anyone brought him up to speed on how much of racist and legitimately stupid person Sgt James Collier is? You know, the lieing, small-minded, violent chud Police Union president?

https://t.co/oMOq7Oifn2

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@krussell___ @amysbro @20splentyforus 20mph in 2nd gear is quiet, and 3rd gear would basically be idle. Cars do not rev high at 20mph unless they are accelerating.

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@EJHill_PSC @gmiller @RBReich This guy doesn't know the difference between a fertilized and an unfertilized egg 😆

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@ObePraisegod @jake_gotta Who do you think pays for roads, striping, signage, design, bridges, road maintenance, etc?