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[Código Carnaval @codigocarnaval]

📹 Presentación de la chirigota del Bizcocho en 2020. Se llamaban 'Los subiditos', iban de gárgolas de Notre Dame (que había sufrido el incendio por entonces).

Finalmente descartaron la idea.

[Bad Luka 🇦🇷 @Lukarg77]

El top1 es este.

Messi: “¿Tene’ verde?”

Mateo: “No”

Messi: “Cambio a verde”

Antonela: 😄

[carolina durante vinieron a albacete🫵🏻 @carolinalbacete]

en fin chicos la moraleja es que si queréis algo en la vida solo tenéis que tuitear 333 veces sobre el tema y vuestros deseos se cumplirán

[🌾☀️ @_vagoymaleante]

Caballero, caballero, no puede subir aquí a contemplar lo inefable, le voy a tener que sancionar

[Gryffix 🇳🇱 🇪🇺 @Gryffix]

As it gets popular

[tino @mirthincarnate]

my hat when i get a smooch on the cheek from a dame

[ceern @NotoriousBAG_]

Makes you proud to be Scottish that

[Ava @noampomsky]

a common failure mode for intimate relationships is the other person subconsciously conscripting you into being less honest. “let’s pretend you don’t have this need so the relationship can keep being good” as a mutual pact

[2007 @amorexico]

Si el porro te Jode la memoria a corto plazo imaginense Lo que hace el porro

[Tóbi Bítàn🌻 @Tobi_Bitan]

we have a very sanitized idea of what friendship is, but in reality, it’s mostly just the long-term observation of another person's decline and stagnation. it’s witnessing the slow drip of their miseries and the long, uninteresting stretches of boredom that make up a life...

[deni @fiagirly]

Lewis posting a before and after with his kids 😭😭

[Zito @_Zeets]

Umberto Eco on reading

[nia @only_shans_]

final act of love is an oxymoron, if you were a real lover there would be no final act- your love would demand unconditional devotion and compell you because continuity is in its nature

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

shame is a prison with unlocked doors and no guards btw

[Casper @CasperOnChain]

Matthew McConaughey says love isn't a 100-watt bulb, it's a 30-watt bulb

"I don't see how the honeymoon period lasts forever. The honeymoon is all on hope and the possible. We don't know each other as well as we're going to. Now we're getting into real stuff. Real pains, real pleasures, real fatigue, real wins together"

"If you try to hold onto that 100-watt bulb to be the light all the time, you're Wonder Woman, I'm Superman. It seems humanly impractical to live up to and unfair to each other"

"There's a preacher who said love is more like a 30-watt bulb. Dim the light a little bit. It'll last longer. Not as bright, but it'll illuminate longer. It's more realistic. It's more human"

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

it's ok to embarrass yourself in pursuit of human connection btw

[Revolver Celote @ocelote_x]

"Celebrar una P5 de Alonso es de ser muy charca, no estamos aquí para luchar por puntos"

Los alonsistas hoy después de esta P10 (ya no quedaban más pilotos a los que sancionar):