meulk

twizzy retarded

[meulk @badassfukingjit]

@boneIemonade wait omg bye is this the koala ?? i won’t say the school but hi i saw that too and i go there too so hiiii !!!!!!!!

[kar @bustitopen420]

check on your friends from San Diego. It’s 102 degrees outside, the padres are 1 loss away from their season ending, gas is $6.75, and the president just put a hit out on them

[AP @aryanpour]

a retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

[໊ @seemoxy2]

I have a theory tht says we all died the moment XXXTentacion died and we just stuck in a false realm now

[Hunna @cykaGyatt]

Direct deposit : 277.72
Me at Rick Owens: Let me talk to Richard

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Guy dressed as the grim reaper was just driving a car with my exact social security number on his license plate. Probably nothing

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[jake @wormpuller]

Idgaf if you’re a student driver I got Instagram reels to watch so stay out of my way

[tex @texmeplease]

i’m vaping for two now 🤰

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Michael Jackson is gone
Prince is gone
Madonna is still here.

Lil Tay is gone.
Bhad Bhabie is gone.
Woah Vicky? I'm still here.

[ns @nettspend]

ima young hoe

[Raya @rayaaasl]

Sahur sahur tung tung tung, sahur sahur tung tung tung,sahur sahurrr

[slidy #RateGreenWorld 🟢🪐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @gongu_rolv]

this is a scheduled tweet from 2016. does tung tung tung sahur do 67 yet?

[chris is seeing doja @reigenballsack]

I know Natalie Nunn would be a sickening Mexican cartel drug lord

[winny @winternet]

i yearn for california the same way white men yearn for japan

[iz @pushinghoney]

the fact that these are both futures stories

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

i got a porn virus on my geek bar

[kate @pachimercy]

my bad.