Laxx 🌸

Career Degenerate

[Laxx 🌸 @badboylaxx]

@ifvckandrun Voice of the hoes

[Doug @DouglasAll]

acabei de ver Odisseia em uma sala comum e digo

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[El Pelado De La TV @peladodelatv]

SI RETUITEAS AL MESSI CHIQUITO

ARGENTINA ELIMINA A ESPAÑA

[B𝐀𝐑𝐆CELONA @Bargcelona10]

“Cuando una estrella está a punto de desaparecer, brilla en su máximo esplendor antes de apagarse”

[Laxx 🌸 @badboylaxx]

Mid

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Shawshank Redemption

[Laxx 🌸 @badboylaxx]

The Mentalist

[𝑾𝒂𝒚𝒏𝒆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇷🇪🇸 @dark_saml]

"2008 series with 7 seasons and 20 episodes per season" na why I want am gan gan be that 😂🙏🏽

[Laxx 🌸 @badboylaxx]

@otaru_aminat @Osinachi_W As I Dey reply you rn. Na wetin my mama Dey watch since morning

[ajay @1meajay]

if i see that money wey them dey use take risk, i go use am guide instead.

this period no be play.

[Savy @Savy4895]

“Mummy has already washed the plates”

[Laxx 🌸 @badboylaxx]

Messi of Qatar>>>

[متعب @M0tb7]

يا شبيحة احسموها

ميسي امريكا او ميسي قطر ؟

[Siya🇵🇹🇦🇷 @uuMaSiya]

Unfortunately,any nigga that spends 4 years in the MLS and comes back to outplay everyone on the biggest stage deserves the Ballon D'Or

[Agbolojo @DAgbolojo]

Normal kids: oh my God, my pen just got missing

Nigerian kids: nice one, everybody pen go lost today

[idan @Kingdvvidd]

"Lord if a nigga was meant to be alone at least take away this desire to be loved"

[FrontRowBrian™ 🇺🇸 ₿ @FrontRowBrian]

No one actually cares about you except like less than 5 people (your parents, siblings, kids). The sooner you accept that, the happier you'll be.

[🇦🇷 @100of35_]

Recency bias? Six years before Ronaldo's Champions League three-peat, legends were already giving him the highest praise of all time

[ຸ🇪🇸 @Palm1zzy]

Teenager Yamal touching a ring before Luka

[UNICEF @UNICEF]

Yes, those photos you’ve seen are real.

More than 18 years ago, a baby named Lamine Yamal and his mom Sheila met Lionel Messi at a UNICEF fundraising photoshoot.

Today, their achievements on the pitch inspire millions. Off the pitch, both Messi and Lamine Yamal use their voices and platforms as UNICEF Goodwill Ambassadors to support and advocate for children around the world.

The goal? That every child survives, thrives, and fulfils their potential.

We are proud to have them on our team.

Credit: Joan Monfort

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

If person wey guide drop advice, them go say na because e guide talk full em mouth, and if person wey no guide drop the same advice, them go ask why e no use the advice take guide

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

It’s more embarrassing to have a girlfriend than it is to be addicted to meth amphetamines nbs