macdaddys macdaddy

your awkward is my comfort zone! so take the candy and get in

[macdaddys macdaddy @badbradz73]

I'm writing this from the hospital, doc says I'll be ok but just to warn you the Dyson ball cleaner is a very misleading name

[macdaddys macdaddy @badbradz73]

Despite what your therapist tells you I think your ok!

[🏳️‍🌈𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓙𝓾𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓽, 𝓑𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱🌹 @JulietsRosez]

A shaved vagina looks like a plucked chicken. There. I said it.

[Meliss-uhhh @BPtripleD]

Shout out to my kids, for always being there when I turn around.

—Unless we're in a store.

[That Girl @whoulooknat]

You take their kids bunny and boil it #WeirdSignsYouAreInLove

[Dita (Deets) Railey @deetsafterdark]

Pro Tip:
If your palm itches you're going to get something. If your crotch itches you've already got it. 😂😂😂
#simmerdownsluts

[♛EmMama♛ @EmmaUtters]

I don't need glasses

I can drink out of the bottle just fine

[macdaddys macdaddy @badbradz73]

@HempTemptress I’ll look for you at Walmart lol

[Tales of a Waffle House Server. @AutisticDad23]

My diet is called, "Whatever I fucking want. Because I'm an adult."

[Steve Olivas @steveolivas]

My wife seems more upset that our dog sitter is moving away than she is by me having to go to New York next week.

[The Notorious B.E.V. 🌈 @blade_funner]

It's almost that time of year when I sweat like the walls of a haunted mansion.

[macdaddys macdaddy @badbradz73]

@BustedCollege lol you nut

[Your Name Here @notittryagain]

Dude outside yelling "Fuck!" over and over again...I feel you, bruh. I get it.

[Stephanie Wyeld @steph_the_twit]

By 'bring something to entertain yourself' I apparently meant 'talk to me for a solid hour about Minecraft'

[5vs1 @SpnBLK_Circle]

@badbradz73 @JeannieG40 Per the terms of service - "Dick picks are for ministers and politicians only."

[macdaddys macdaddy @badbradz73]

Anyone else have a problem uploading dick pics to Christian singles?

[Katrina Robinson @fabulouscatrina]

fromHere on-in refer-to myPenis as
"the-meatHead"
> please &-thankYou

[macdaddys macdaddy @badbradz73]

My guardian angel drinks heavily

[Your Name Here @notittryagain]

There’s obviously been some sort of mistake. I don’t belong here.

*gestures broadly at Earth*