Hannah Maulden

Graduate Student. Pet Parent. Partner. Purple Enthusiast. In that order.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

RIP Anne Rice, the only author whose work I loved so much and took so seriously that I got banned from an unofficial fan group as a kid

[Hannah Maulden @badlittlemonkey]

Question: Would I be out of line to claim, in my dissertation, that the phrase "I Can Has Cheezburger?" is easily recognizable by a large portion of the US population?

[Hannah Maulden @badlittlemonkey]

I just entered the @lucky_seat drawing for $29 tickets to see Moulin Rouge!! https://t.co/buV1dJTu6t

[Hannah Maulden @badlittlemonkey]

I just entered the drawing for $42.50 tickets to see Hadestown! https://t.co/5WlJIEuAVG

[Hannah Maulden @badlittlemonkey]

I just entered the drawing for $42.50 tickets to see Mean Girls! https://t.co/Knmp0XHmnd

[Hannah Maulden @badlittlemonkey]

I just entered the drawing for $40 tickets to see The Book of Mormon! https://t.co/acCQyjuwd1

[Hannah Maulden @badlittlemonkey]

This guy was fucking amazing.

[Liv @thecatstitution]

Dude from Ridgecrest just casually mentioning to @MSNBC that his house fell down in the quake tonight, but he immediately checked on his tenants and got all their dogs to safety, and now he's volunteering directing traffic in town.

Hero.

#EarthquakeLA
#earthquakeridgecrest

[Hannah Maulden @badlittlemonkey]

Holy crap that was insane and we are hundreds of miles away from the epicenter. They're saying a 7.1 but I can't find any news yet. Anyone know anything? #EarthquakeLA

[Hannah Maulden @badlittlemonkey]

@chasingbec I try. I really try. They just all die. I'm looking at a dead plant on my side table as I write. :(

[Hannah Maulden @badlittlemonkey]

Up at five... wiping the cat's ass by five thirty. Back in bed by six. Fuck this shit. I'm sleeping through Monday.

[Hannah Maulden @badlittlemonkey]

Paul is as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.

#GilmoreGirls #GilmoreGirlsRevival #gilmoregirlsayearinthelife #ArrestedDevelopment

[Hannah Maulden @badlittlemonkey]

Fuck you America.

I am so sad.

[Hannah Maulden @badlittlemonkey]

I wish Lester Hold had a taser or something. Maybe a cattle prod.

#debates

[Hannah Maulden @badlittlemonkey]

"Lets get back to whats important." @HillaryClinton is showing us all that she has worse temperament and judgement than @realDonaldTrump

[Hannah Maulden @badlittlemonkey]

Let's just call Sean Hannity. https://t.co/5EFVcL54ZL

[PolitiFact @PolitiFact]

LIVE FACT-CHECK: Trump has a muddled record on the war. But he voiced support before the invasion, like many Americans.

[Hannah Maulden @badlittlemonkey]

Oh No! Don't you go bringing Bernie into this!

#debates #debatenight

[Hannah Maulden @badlittlemonkey]

Lester Holt: "We're talking about racial healing in this segment. What do you have to say about that?"

Trump: "I said nothing"

#debates

[Cracked.com @cracked]

"It's unconstitutional."
"Yeah but it has a big impact!" #debatenight

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Oh my God. Trump's campaign is furiously deleting his Tweets from back in his timeline. Holy shit. #WinstonSmith #Debates2016

[Hannah Maulden @badlittlemonkey]

Hillary: "The vibrancy of the black church"
Donald: "Ugh"
Literally what is going on right now. #debate