Toby Baldwin

Machine doctor. Ossicle masseur for hire. Tall streak of misery.

[Toby Baldwin @badmoog]

@Peter_Fitz Perhaps that calling the electorate dumb isn't going to help you win their votes any time soon.

[Toby Baldwin @badmoog]

@MikeCarlton01 Meh. Netanyahu is pretty close on all counts. BoJo and Orban ditto. Berlusconi is the OG.

[Toby Baldwin @badmoog]

@IwriteOK Fret not. There are people everywhere in the rest of the world who learn their lesson every day. Only by returning to a feudalist theocracy can US citizens truly begin to embrace what the global South endures in their name.

F'ed around. Finding out. Sorry. Some of you were cool.

[Toby Baldwin @badmoog]

@Leo_Puglisi6 Carn Cunce!

[Toby Baldwin @badmoog]

Nobody serious would read this headline as Fitz marvelling at his prize a la Jaime Gumm having recently flensed the Senator.

It is, of course, a puff piece on her duck hunting digs.

[Peter FitzSimons @Peter_Fitz]

The remarkable hide of Bridget McKenzie https://t.co/ebiiEWrjfL

[Toby Baldwin @badmoog]

@wasigoodonhere @FrizzRizz The 397 is engine capacity in cubic inches. Triple sep.

[Toby Baldwin @badmoog]

@tanya_plibersek So, another toothless, top-heavy advisory body. E-level public servants are salivating.

[Toby Baldwin @badmoog]

@LRxword Root iacere - to throw. Rejection is throwing back. Nothing to see here.

Instagram as IG... Suit up.

[Toby Baldwin @badmoog]

@12XUrecs Top band.

[Toby Baldwin @badmoog]

@DaveRightNow_ @SenatorThorpe Answer provided by Grok.

"Does my corpspeak machine for lazy fuckwits represent your position in reality????"

Be honest - you're an uncreative and intellectually incurious doormat who is devastatingly boring to listen to, aren't you?

[Toby Baldwin @badmoog]

@oxfoxoxfox A very large kiln will work.

[Toby Baldwin @badmoog]

@RichardJMurphy Aside from the obvious other causes of deaths from smoking (COPD, heart disease, ohshitdiabetestoowtf?), what kind of joyless turd do you have to be to not yearn for the consequence-free smoke? To decry genuinely improving the human experience?

Oh yeah. An accountant. Sorry bro.

[Toby Baldwin @badmoog]

@ThatJakePC Reminder that there is a very good way to remove all the blood components from this monster and provide them to those who are actually deserving.

[Toby Baldwin @badmoog]

@jonwurster Capo di tutti capi

[Toby Baldwin @badmoog]

@maximumwelfare Rusted-on goat.

[Toby Baldwin @badmoog]

@rob5d4 Out of professional curiosity, what's your go-to choice for a topping that screams sociopath?

[Toby Baldwin @badmoog]

@Pontifex Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius. That's your thing, right?

[Toby Baldwin @badmoog]

@maximumwelfare #gambleresponsibly

[Toby Baldwin @badmoog]

@maximumwelfare Perfumed Warlord - "Can't Smell This" (ft. Vanilla Villain & Brut33 Butcha)

[Toby Baldwin @badmoog]

It's not unusual to catch the Premier on weekends with a mouthful of wasps or mice. Having also eaten a wide range of bees, his thoughts on their flavour are certainly worth considering in regards to the right of peaceful protest.