Bailey Aidan Kling

I just wanna be funny.

[milk @milkstrology]

the sun being in sagittarius right now with the moon being in taurus is that feeling when you know you have a lot of money in your bank account, check it,

and it says you’re negative -$30.00

[Bailey Aidan Kling @baileyaidan]

I’m gonna start tweeting.

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

Who booped who? https://t.co/sFKRzPaMrd

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

No boy has all 10:
- bed
- pillow
- sheet
- comforter
- bed frame
- fitted sheet
- pillowcase
- blanket
- throw pillows
- mattress

[Bailey Aidan Kling @baileyaidan]

@townshiptlh Oktoberfest was cool until hearing songs about anti German war time songs

[Bailey Aidan Kling @baileyaidan]

How many times do I close an app just to open it 3 seconds later and continue scrolling. Like who am I fooling.

[Bailey Aidan Kling @baileyaidan]

@doingoodalright Do these preemptively to get the girls (;

[Bailey Aidan Kling @baileyaidan]

God I feel like I’m punched in the stomach every day

[Bailey Aidan Kling @baileyaidan]

@Jopwell /more than 100 stockphotos with diverse professionals to change the perception of who+ what we can be use them for free #NotTheOnly

[Bailey Aidan Kling @baileyaidan]

@Robert_G_Banks Hello. trying to follow ur art endeavor 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Bailey Aidan Kling @baileyaidan]

Do I have scabby skin bc I pick or do I pick bc I have scaby skin #reallymakesyouthink #chickenoregg #anxiety

[Stephanie Maurice @WashNews]

Today alone:
Russian Ambassador to Turkey murdered
Gunman loose after shooting in Zurich
Truck crashed into busy Christmas market in Berlin

[Bailey Aidan Kling @baileyaidan]

Gucci pre fall 2017 got me feeling all kinds of ways ✨🙈👏🏻🙏🏻👍🏻🐬💎 https://t.co/IOq6nQ5DDR

[Bailey Aidan Kling @baileyaidan]

#wholesalecrocs #crocs #clogs #capitalismworking

[Bailey Aidan Kling @baileyaidan]

Shut down the signal https://t.co/lbLqj844RW

[A bear @A_single_bear]

I might not be the right bear, and I worry that I might not know how to be the right bear, and what if I am never able to be the right bear?

[A bear @A_single_bear]

The rain and the dark ate the forest. It seems impossible to see anything. I will nap until the the forest is done being eaten. I am a bear.

[Bailey Aidan Kling @baileyaidan]

Yes it is https://t.co/6J6VCN05uN

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Without sugar in our diets, diabetes might be an exceedingly rare disease, says @garytaubes https://t.co/xSOcExdvjF

[Bailey Aidan Kling @baileyaidan]

She saw meeee lol vans forever