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all opinions expressed here are the correct ones - she/her

[teriyaki hairpiece @bakingnurple]

@movie_slut coming back to this bc this is happening to me rn

[teriyaki hairpiece @bakingnurple]

the toxic feminine tendency to last just 10 minutes watching love island UK before googling "lip filler in my area"

[teriyaki hairpiece @bakingnurple]

completely on brand for the guy who produced other ppls music just so he could say "lemme jump on this one too"

[TITAN @TheTitanofX]

Diddy just posted this 😭 he really dont give af

[teriyaki hairpiece @bakingnurple]

and don't you ever forget it!

[teriyaki hairpiece @bakingnurple]

@SoFreshNColleen a CLOWN! 💝

[teriyaki hairpiece @bakingnurple]

there do be somethin cute about a "thx!" from a boomer under the right conditions

[teriyaki hairpiece @bakingnurple]

ella b came into the love island villa saying she's a "girls girl" but we see those extensions!

[teriyaki hairpiece @bakingnurple]

retrieving my dab pen from under the microwave like an adrenaline-driven mother lifting a car off her newborn

[Harry Wood @harrymwood]

I know we're not supposed to be working during the strike but I couldn't resist giving this a quick edit pass

[teriyaki hairpiece @bakingnurple]

i'm obsessed with the lil hop she does pulling these bitches out by their hair lmao like she's wrangling cattle

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Omg miss ponytail popped out and went to work

[teriyaki hairpiece @bakingnurple]

@offbeatorbit omg 💕

[Sandra Kelley @SandraAnnKelley]

@Markie_Jay06 American history is a ball of yarn, every string another aspect of life. Pull any separate string, whether it is “food supply” or “domestic travel” or “entertainment” or “land use,” it will ALWAYS pull out a huge wad of racism. No part of our experience has been untouched by it.

[teriyaki hairpiece @bakingnurple]

if i owned a business with a product i would not sell to cancer men. too much opportunity for whining. send your leo girlfriend to get it ffs

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

conservatives going to the mall tomorrow

[teriyaki hairpiece @bakingnurple]

diva this is DERANGED

[teriyaki hairpiece @bakingnurple]

two of our modern era's most incorrigible stan groups have collided (taylor swift & matty healy) and folks i'm afraid this is gonna be the big one

[teriyaki hairpiece @bakingnurple]

truly couldn't imagine something more bone-chilling than these two, obsessed with attention while pretending to hate it, crafting this PR relationship so that their stans can fight each other on reddit over who leaked which story 😭

[rosie 🇵🇸🌱 @foxburygraduate]

CONFIRMED: Pete Davidson is now dating Sims 1 Bella Goth 🫢🫢

[teriyaki hairpiece @bakingnurple]

sydney sweeney may not represent my boob demographic but she DOES represent my ear demographic