Evelyn Tenney

Hold on to whatever keeps you happy.

[Evelyn Tenney @baldygin98]

Hoes will be hoes, Monday - Saturday & starting again Sunday after church services.

[Donna Payne @butyrskikhdari1]

Care too much, u get hurt... Care too little, u lose them.

[Betty Knapp @83_klim]

The rewards for ambition in most countries are High Taxes.

[Evelyn Tenney @baldygin98]

The less you give a f*ck, the happier you will be.

[Evelyn Tenney @baldygin98]

Thanks for sending a second text correcting your typo. I would've never broken the elaborate code of a single misspelled word without it.

[Alexandria Kelly @dpabaskina]

I keep hitting "escape", but I'm still here.

[Evelyn Tenney @baldygin98]

To make a long story short, don't tell it.

[Evelyn Tenney @baldygin98]

That gangsta feeling when you rap your favorite song without messing up.

[Evelyn Tenney @baldygin98]

When you're tired, draw strength from God. When you're speechless, talk to God. When you feel alone, look around, there is God.

[Evelyn Tenney @baldygin98]

1-800-CHOKE-A-HOE

[Cara Rivera @rutatolstonoso1]

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

[Evelyn Tenney @baldygin98]

"Never Mind." Definition: You should've listened the first 3 times b*tch.

[Laura Curry @PichkovaRada]

"Only when I think of all the people who've died & how they must have us seriously outnumbered...G'night!"

[Evelyn Tenney @baldygin98]

First Tab: Twitter ... Second Tab: Facebook ... Third Tab: YouTube.

[Evelyn Tenney @baldygin98]

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

[Pamela Merrill @tavleriya]

This is how my week goes mooooooooooooonday.. tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday.. weeeeeeeeeeednesday... thuuuuuuuuuuursday.. fridaysaturdaysunday.

[Evelyn Tenney @baldygin98]

1-800-CHOKE-DAT-HOE

[Evelyn Tenney @baldygin98]

A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.