Noah

[Noah @ballknoer]

There is a 0% chance Chipotle is nicotine free.

[Noah @ballknoer]

“major surveys on sexual orientation indicate that about 3% to 5% of the general U.S. population identifies as gay, lesbian, or bisexual”

I highly doubt that a majority of those people are watching baseball. Yet the Red Sox want to waste their fucking money every year.

JOKE.

[Noah @ballknoer]

@RitaPanahi 😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[Noah @ballknoer]

@GoBlueLexi117 How about we go to a Barcelona Game, we have a rapper who speaks Chinese rap in-between their game, and we see how it makes the Spanish Speaking community feel…. They would Hate it too.

The dude is a great artist, but when you don’t fit the target market it’s a bad choice.

[Noah @ballknoer]

@Poopiepoopapoo @WhiteHouse So we are awful for removing a murderer from our country.

You are a retard.

[Noah @ballknoer]

@NikkiBalzzz @WhiteHouse Hey dumbass why don’t you go with the murderer then!

[Noah @ballknoer]

@KeithOlbermann @FLOTUS Yeah, I can guarantee you that you don’t speak on my behalf, pal.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

@ChrisDJackson @JoeBiden The Left: “tries to kill Trump 3 times, murders Charlie Kirk”

Also The Left: “Don’t you miss the good old days when we didn’t do that to you guys?”

Can’t make this up.

Zero self reflection. Zero remorse. Zero accountability.

It’s unbelievable to watch.

[Noah @ballknoer]

@ConnManATL @BarrySmith56117 Just curious, how are you not high on Keelon Russel seeing as he’s like one of the highest rated QB prospects ever? Like are you just trying to be different? I’m confused.

[Noah @ballknoer]

@CFBGuy999 OK, they also steamrolled Oregon and won it all... I’m not sure if you were watching any of the games? Oh wait, that’s right you weren’t watching shit because your team is a bunch of fucking pussies who missed the playoff.

[Noah @ballknoer]

Hey @CallofDuty can you literally just release MW2 or BO1 exactly as they were with just better graphics. I am extremely bored and tired of your recent products.

[Noah @ballknoer]

@Matt_Pinner 900k easily. So easily.

[Noah @ballknoer]

@SenWarren Imagine tweeting this instead of standing for a girl who was murdered.

[Gage Ausmus @Gausmus47]

It’s not often I actually laugh out loud by myself but this clip right here made laugh out loud. All time.

[Noah @ballknoer]

@mariajan786 How do you produce a baby without sperm?

[Noah @ballknoer]

People complain about an Xbox having worse performance than a PC…. but as soon as Microsoft announces a bigger better product for a higher price they complain about cost.

Better things cost MORE MONEY. Not sure what people don’t understand.

[Noah @ballknoer]

Anybody who is pushing for no voter ID should be banished from the United States forever.

That is single-handedly the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of in my life.

[Noah @ballknoer]

@TheSports_Shift The game would have been completely different. Patriots would not have chewed clock. Pats still win. You all acting like Bo is a top 5 player he’s mid.

[Noah @ballknoer]

@BFW Goat is the wrong word.

[Noah @ballknoer]

Indiana is 100% the greatest CFB Cinderella Team of all time.

As a Bama Fan I am Happy for Indiana Fans.