BallWonk

... furthermore, the Phillies must be destroyed.

[BallWonk @ballwonk]

Though beware: There's much more crappy rum out there than there is crappy whisky.

[BallWonk @ballwonk]

The big discovery this offseason: Excellent rum can be had for about 1/3 the price of equivalently good whisky.

[BallWonk @ballwonk]

@ColorWerx No worries - knew exactly what you were referring to!

[BallWonk @ballwonk]

@ColorWerx Dude, haven't been there since like 2006! General level of talent got too high for BW to keep up.

[Dan Brooks @brooksbaseball]

Listened to some of the Astros on the way home. There is a store doing a free furniture giveaway if the Astros get 63 wins. Seriously.

[BallWonk @ballwonk]

Already revisionism has started: Media saying Gio wouldn't have had inside-the-park HR, despite the fact that he actually beat the throw!

[BallWonk @ballwonk]

G-O2. Get the man some oxygen!

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

The #Nats pitching staff has racked up 31 strikeouts -- the most by any team in modern MLB history thru the first 2 games of a season.

[BallWonk @ballwonk]

Funny how the Nats never mentioned that Matt Williams was a founding member of Blue Man Group.

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

Put six straight winning decisions in the books for @GioGonzalez47 vs the #Mets!

[BallWonk @ballwonk]

@ouij Ayup, as an Iowa soybean farmer would say.

[BallWonk @ballwonk]

@misschatter Shoot, BW's favorite-ever next-door neighbors moving to FL next year too. Damn you, Florida!

[BallWonk @ballwonk]

@ouij BW grew up in soybean country. Actual soya farmers have mustache, not beards or mullets. Werth wld be beef rancher.

[BallWonk @ballwonk]

@misschatter Interested!

[BallWonk @ballwonk]

Top of the 8th, @Nationals leading Mets by 3 in New York. Good lord, but it's nice to have baseball back after this polar vortex winter.

[Mashable @mashable]

NASA: In 2017, our astronauts will launch from America, not Russia http://t.co/KNmTKB4fM2

[BallWonk @ballwonk]

It's April and a DC team clinched a playoff berth - and it's not the Caps. Will have to investigate this "Wizards" team.

[BallWonk @ballwonk]

Is it just BW, or does the home plate ump have a giant '24 Nats W on his neck protector?