Local Cryptic

I grew up in the circus, but never before have I seen such clowns!
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#TriggerWarning
#KneeCapSnatcher

[Local Cryptic @BamfingCircus]

𝓘𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓭𝓾𝓬𝓲𝓷𝓰, 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓸𝓷𝓮, 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓸𝓷𝓵𝔂, 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝖑𝖊𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖆𝖗𝖞

𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓬𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓵𝓮𝓻.

[Local Cryptic @BamfingCircus]

"I am simply sitting here."

[𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐎'𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐑. @OfPyrogenesis]

"whatever this is."

[Local Cryptic @BamfingCircus]

Several blinks, the sound of his tail brushing against the top of the fridge.

"Too early for what?"

[𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐎'𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐑. @OfPyrogenesis]

"it's too early for this Kurt."

[Local Cryptic @BamfingCircus]

"Ja, but those are....less fun."

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

"There are other places you can be instead of on the fridge at 3 am.

[Local Cryptic @BamfingCircus]

"I have one.

You do not want it."

[Local Cryptic @BamfingCircus]

"Sitting where it is cool???"

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

"You know what you're doing."

[Local Cryptic @BamfingCircus]

"I am just sitting here??"

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

"Example number 1:"

[Local Cryptic @BamfingCircus]

In the kitchen, sitting on top of the fridge.

The only indication he's there are his eyes.

[Local Cryptic @BamfingCircus]

Big stretch, bending nearly fully backwards as he does so.

"Hallo, meine Freunde."

[Local Cryptic @BamfingCircus]

// Guess I have to make Kurt be in love with his sister, because 'canon is canon'

Fuck off, actually.

[Local Cryptic @BamfingCircus]

"Oh?

Well, that is quite the problem now isn't it?"

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

A pause.

"I......got stuck."

[Local Cryptic @BamfingCircus]

A small head tilt.

"Oh? Then why are you up here?"

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

A dramaitc gasp, hand moving to his chest.

"I would /never/"

Yes, yes he would.

[Local Cryptic @BamfingCircus]

Oh, it /knows/ why he's up there.

Cue a tail flick as eyes squint.

"Are you trying to distract me?"

[Bobby Drake @CoolestGuyBobby]

Catch him /also/ on the chandelier, but /not/ for the same reasons.

[Local Cryptic @BamfingCircus]

He never does, but she's more than welcome to help if she wants.

[𝘚𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘐𝘥𝘰𝘭.ᐟ @RisenSongstress]

Do let her know if he needs a hand up there.

[Local Cryptic @BamfingCircus]

Of course!!

It's one of the few things he can actually do!!

[𝘚𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘐𝘥𝘰𝘭.ᐟ @RisenSongstress]

He's at least dusting up there, yes?

[Local Cryptic @BamfingCircus]

Oh, chore time?

Catch him on the chandelier then.

[Local Cryptic @BamfingCircus]

A laugh.

"Well of course! I am /very/ missable!"

Another laugh.

"Always good to see familiar faces, though."

[Local Cryptic @BamfingCircus]

He glances over for just a moment before focjsing back on what he was doing.

"Tis going well, mein Freund!"

[𝘚𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘐𝘥𝘰𝘭.ᐟ @RisenSongstress]

Cue her casually floating by. Stretched out on some kind of construct. It looks vaguely like a musical note. “Kurt! How goes practice?”

She's just getting back from a Photoshoot for a Magazine.

[Local Cryptic @BamfingCircus]

"Can't blame you for that.

You're free to choose, after all."

[Local Cryptic @BamfingCircus]

A spin of the swords before back into their sheaths they go.

"That is quite normal for people here, no?"

[Local Cryptic @BamfingCircus]

"Wasn't exactly hiding that fact, mein Freund."