Jason

[Jason @bamvnine]

Instructing my doordasher to not turn their back to the door after dropping the food off

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Never have to imagine what the nazis would have done if they had tiktok

[Dando 🇵🇸 @SaintSdumo]

Israel has to fucking go

[Jason @bamvnine]

We were taking bennies in the psych ward to wind down too

[Camus @newstart_2024]

Bert Kreischer casually told Tom Segura he’s on about 15-16 pills a day (Motrin, Tylenol, blood thinners, blood pressure meds, vitamins, milk thistle, Adderall) plus a “subtle addiction” to Benadryl to wind down because “it’s better than Xanax.”

He refuses to get a CPAP for sleep apnea because he “doesn’t believe in it” and sleeps 9-10 hours a night hitting 98% on his Whoop.

The whole “I might have apnea but I haven’t died yet” energy is pure Bert.

[Jason @bamvnine]

@notnotdylm

[Jason @bamvnine]

Actually feeling good after not smoking weed for a few days

[Jason @bamvnine]

@mmirian_ highkey yummy af for me

[Jason @bamvnine]

Consumed mushroom tea

[doomer @uncledoomer]

i dont know what you guys are wearing to your weddings, but perhaps consider dressing as a historically accurate civil war infantry officer

[Bayrak Medya @bayrakmedya]

Aile üyeleri arasında şakacı kişiliğiyle tanınan bir genç, kurban kesimi sonrasında işkembe parçasını kafasına geçirerek oldukça ilginç bir maske tasarladı.

[Jason @bamvnine]

@NWSteury @mitchkusek retard

[Jason @bamvnine]

@SacredRitual nice sleep shirt

[steak @communicat1022]

Printing out an enlarged picture of my @Grubhub driver profile picture and than jerking off to it and tipping the boy based on the transparency and viscosity of my sperm

[🪽 @tinyangelette]

When fat ryan gosling is power fucking you from the back and it’s about to slip out and he double grips from the waist and starts fucking you like a pocket pussy making it sound like a pair of slides walking on wet asphalt … yeah imma have to go with fat ryan gosling y’all

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