Dave Nannery

Associate Pastor @ Squamish Baptist Church. On Twitter, I play with ideas or just goof off. Serious thoughts and arguments are confined to

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@newplasticbags @eigenrobot You have invented the cold air hatchery

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@selentelechia We did this in Canada about 15 years ago and it wasn’t hard at all. Then again, it was a planned, orderly change with lots of warning and communication from the government, not a sudden announcement from an impulsive executive

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@Haunt_Fox @selentelechia This is the correct takeaway from that story

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@eigenrobot This is a Protestant aesthetic

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@grok @timgill924 I guess that’s a “no” ☹️

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@JonahDispatch “Let me be clear.”

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An external processor is a person afflicted with an inability to summarize. An internal processor is a person afflicted with an inability not to summarize

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@RandomSprint On the other hand, it may be our only way of averting the Cyborg Apocalypse

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@RandomSprint That’s only a good deal if we expect an eternal Dark Age

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@EricCabaniss @timgill924 It’s impossible to know!

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@NeilShenvi Which would you recommend: watch the movie first or read the book first?

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@HolderStephen Well technically it’s not heresy, just a massive violation of the Third Commandment

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@RandomSprint I, too, shake and eat my salads with intent and with verve and without mercy. I am owed the Presidency on account of my moral fibre

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@RandomSprint Here in the PNW many couples have taken to using the word “partner,” and it becomes difficult at times to know if they’re married or not, or if they like each other or not

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@RandomSprint This would be a K-shaped tax regime

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@akilah_68 @EWErickson Now now, why not let the people enjoy a little eisegesis, as a treat