Amanda

Red onions make a meal.

[Amanda @barbaraMANDAGEE]

Dear Mr. West, Please review and consider our work. @KanyeOfficiaI

[Natalie Egenolf @NatalieEgenolf]

First order of business in 2023: set out on a quest to bring back Phillies Graham Slam Ice Cream.

[hannah j @baHANNAHsplit__]

“So I met this guy at a manure convention…”

[Bush’s Beans @BushsBeans]

Top 3 reasons for them to make a bean emoji

1. Useful in literally every conversation
2. Every other food has one
3. Please :(

[Amanda @barbaraMANDAGEE]

Ive been taking pictures of myself crying so i can make one of those tik toks when I’m like not depressed, but as of now I just have like 9 months of crying pics.

[James @CaucasianJames]

every day i get closer and closer to joining the amish community

[Amanda @barbaraMANDAGEE]

@baHANNAHsplit__ I think you met your soulmate

[Cabbage Facts @realcabbagefact]

elon musk is short for elongated muskrat

[Mark @NoticablyBacon]

*wakes up from surgery*
Doctor: we accidentally replaced your blood with spaghetti-os
Me: what?
Doctor: yeah we have no idea how you're alive

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

How I’m trying to be

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

why couldn’t I have been born a stained glass window

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

This country needs a syllabus.

[Peyton 🌞 @peytmiller]

Some of you have never miserably shucked corn with your siblings on the porch, and it shows

[James @CaucasianJames]

how have we not invented a silent lawn mower yet? give me one dinner with john deere and i bet we figure it out

[gaffleboy. @BigPlayKae]

It’s like you gotta stay busy so you don’t get caught up in yo thoughts

[Amanda @barbaraMANDAGEE]

@rubymundok So uh this is a bit ironic

[(✯◡✯) @blakeIoI]

r u nauseous every single day or r u normal