barbie

tired

[roasted chestnut @MaddyChestnut]

mark s #severance

[toe, lover (living) @carobunga]

I can’t date until the curse is lifted

[gatsu @0xgats]

I have no sex drive when my money low. Move bitch I’m disgusted with myself rn

[s @bambinasalina]

somebody gotta explain to me the science behind why people betray you in the darkest moments of your life it never be on a chill regular sunny day

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

hannah baker a weak bitch i’m on reason 575 chin still up

[LeBron James @KingJames]

You damn right I would still be! I’m CHOSEN! Ain’t nothing changing that! Maybe less 💍’s but DOMINANT from start to finish 👑

[trash jones @jzux]

having a bad day 😞 can everyone please send hot pictures of their dads when they were young ❤️❤️❤️

[Jessica @UnphasedBlkGirl]

@jm_ballislife2 This one had me cracking up for months

[𖤐 𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙮𝙍𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙣 𖤐 @TrippyRaven]

I wanna be a “gym rat” but instead I’m a rat in the pantry 🥹

[Maybe: Allison @ayeecox]

Me explaining My bf trying to
the Adam Levine watch Monday
mistress drama Night Football

[Ash Perez 🤙🏽 @itsashlyperez]

One day you’re a child and then one day the lyrics to Landslide make sense and you’re crying in a car wash

[the 1NE♡︎ @geminikayy]

This is the most “I love you but imma still do you dirty” generation ever.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

mentally i’m here

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

me and who

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i be like “idc” then max out my speed on the freeway

[coppertone bb @coppertonebb]

u ever eat salmon so good it makes u feel like a grizzly bear standing in the river

[sable @fruitdotcom]

hey (with the intention of doing laundry and taxes with you for the rest of our lives)