Barb Mendoza

I believe in overtipping & grand gestures

[Machiavelli Bot @UnmodernmanBot]

You assume people will act fairly if you act fairly. They won’t. People act in alignment with their incentives, not your expectations. If the structure rewards selfishness, selfishness appears.

[Barb Mendoza @barbmendozaf]

@stats_feed Bangladesh

[sim @thrtysvnth]

Now watching Odyssey as Nolan intended

[valentine @valawakened]

I read somewhere that "When you choose a life partner you're choosing your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 70 vacations, your retirement friend, career therapist, & someone whose day you'll hear about 18,000 times" and I really can't stress this enough.

[thecoffeeviolinist @thecoffeeviolin]

The real question in all this is exactly what Wache is afraid of GP telling McLaren anyway. My brother in Christ you can’t even build a fully functional car, believe me NOBODY is trying to steal secrets from “Oracle Red Bull Racing”.

[claudia³ (taylor’s version) @claustrofobicaa]

cancel me or whatever but if christian horner was still here I don’t think we would have as many problems as we have rn

[RocketPoweredMohawk @RocketPMohawk]

@fia count your fucking days

[¥ @laylanaiim]

Please develop a hobby outside of monitoring other people's existence.

[Create Profit @Create_Profit]

This has got to be the best photo of 2026 so far.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

This photo of an East German Stasi agent taking a photo of a CIA agent taking a photo of him at the same time lives rent free in my head.

[` @schiz04renic]

then i realized…many relationships only exist because the woman is silently tolerating a whole bunch of bullshit

[smi @smino]

say less era .

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Once you stop posting regularly on social media, you just never go back to doing it. You also realize that sharing every detail of your life from the moment you wake up every day isn't normal. It leaves you feeling overexposed and makes strangers far too familiar with you.

[claudia³ (taylor’s version) @claustrofobicaa]

when pookie is a 28 yo dutch dude

[🐊🐊🐊 @wherestappen]

when you're insufferable and nobody likes you

[floptok @_eoantao]

como a vida parece quando ninguém sabe onde você está ou o que você está fazendo

[steve2bacon🥓 @steve2bacon]

the united states as soon as the stock market is closed for the weekend

[F1 TROLL @f1trollofficial]

Being a Verstappen fan this season is hard

[idk luv, enjoy. @related_feels]

I h8 performative people. Cause why do you need validation so much.

[Cali @calidaysay]

The greatest luxury of the 80s and 90s was being unreachable.