Tom pearl

talk tuah enthusiast, father of fifteen, Trinity graduate

[Tom pearl @barisbarner]

@ASpotswood69 Get fucked they sent me to Cancun

[Tom pearl @barisbarner]

@ASpotswood69 @on3 @andystaples @AriWasserman Greetings Alexander

I believe this list is fairly accurate, let’s leave it to the people who do this as a job to decide, after all, you have no ball knowledge.

Best regards, Tom

[Tom pearl @barisbarner]

‼️ALL IMMIGRANTS‼️

Befriending rich white boys brings benefits and protection from deportation!
@ASpotswood69

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@backshotBill181 War Eagle bill

[Tom pearl @barisbarner]

@ASpotswood69 My wife has a Christmas party tomorrow, drinks are all inclusive so I will be present, meet me outside after I’d had a couple and I’d show you how a real muchacho fights. #vivamexico

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@ASpotswood69 Too bad this is all through a screen, I’d slap you and frank back to the other side of the rainbow. #expelthegays

[Tom pearl @barisbarner]

@ASpotswood69 Holy glaze 😭, glad to know I live in your head.

P.s. I think gay people are getting sent away first so you and your boyfriend frank will be gone before a hard working immigrant like myself.

[Tom pearl @barisbarner]

Thanksgiving shit stats:

Length: 11.7 (inches)
Girth: 4.29 (inches)
Wipe: 8 attempts
Smoothness: 7:10
Overall: 8.4397/10

[Tom pearl @barisbarner]

I am about to enjoy a quadruple American cheeseburger and no one will stop me. #notdeportedyet

Yours truly, Tom

[Tom pearl @barisbarner]

@ASpotswood69

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

ISIS has a new leader. We know exactly who he is!

[Tom pearl @barisbarner]

@frankradney is a generational Milroe dickrider

Best, Tom

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At least two out of the three definitely happened!

Sincerely, Tom

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@backshotBill181 Proof?

[Tom pearl @barisbarner]

Meow

Best regards, Tom

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Have yourself a night @ASpotswood69

Sincerely, Tom

[Tom pearl @barisbarner]

William Shakespeare does not mix with football very well, thought of the day.

Best, Tom

[Tom pearl @barisbarner]

On the way to chappys right now, I have a feeling @backshotBill181 may be there, shall I start a ruckus?

Thanks, Tom

[Tom pearl @barisbarner]

@backshotBill181 You mess with the bull you get the horns.

Yours truly, Tom