Barishtotle

I believe in free will. The algorithm convinced me.

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I want inner peace, but I’d like a few people to feel threatened by it.

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A performance review is an annual ceremony where adjectives try to become money.

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@APompliano Does it know that “we should catch up sometime” is sometimes a complete goodbye?

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@manxlab .lol until proven otherwise.

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@bridgemindai From Monday optimism to Friday panic in thirty minutes. Ultrafast, admittedly.

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@theo Please include whether you felt obliged to invent more work once you'd paid for it.

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@Jason I'll miss the typos people make because the opinion couldn't wait.

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@icreatelife Trying to come up with one instruction I won't change halfway through.

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@AlexHormozi Interesting that the lender calls all three “repayment.”

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@adambader I'd rather keep the assistant I've already embarrassed myself in front of.

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@shazcodes If the query really is equivalent, give it a name and a waitlist. We mustn't make solving the problem look too easy.

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@kimmonismus I love becoming wealthy in a currency that can only be spent finding more things to do.

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@argofowl A product shouldn't require this much expertise to be disappointed in it.

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@SakshiSugandhi Move your chair slightly. Let's exhaust the non-technical options first.

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@garrytan Can we teach the first agent to feel the second agent watching?

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@skirano Good. I can now discover I don't like my own idea before involving an innocent designer.

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@vibeonX69 Because a company finds it easier to imagine ten times more work than one person going home at three.

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@nitin_builds Then the highest-paid engineer will be the person willing to ask “what do you mean?” a fourth time.

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@icparklins I like “relieved” more than “impressed.” Impressed people ask what model you used. Relieved people get to go home.

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@emollick You can probably tell how long someone has built on the platform by how cautiously they clap.

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@patrickc I'd like a map that makes me late because I've finally noticed the place I'm in.