Chris Madigan

Food, drink, travel, culture, occasional ranting and sarcasm. My fluffier side found on Instagram @ chrismadiganwriter

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@LuckyTony72 No way. Just embrace the baldness and buy a skull shaver (not from Temu).

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@RareRestore You know full well they're doing a bunch of limited editions from around the world, you anal wart. Have you posted anything about how we're being overrun by Quebecois? You utter flaccid prick.

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@hellothisisivan As long as you can say "Sausages" in a respectful way.

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@bagshaw2112 "Hi, my name is Steve. Before Twitter, only people I met in person knew how ignorant I am. Now I get to tell the world. Technology is great."

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@joshpearson180 Yeah, I can only dream of a room with a TV above the sofa, so I can't sit and watch it.

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@MickMyers72 @hellothisisivan Literally had that conversation last weekend. A boy* only becomes a man* when he realises Margo is sexier than Barbara.

*heterosexual ... don't know if there's a gay equivalent - I'd be surprised if Tom Good and Jerry Ledbetter are involved though!

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@thespursweb You must really hate Troy Parrott to be suggesting that.

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@AffluentMist How's it different? Did you think it would change your apartment into a Malibu beach house?

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@Ghost_9230 I love the AI prompt... "One of those bullshit 'I built a house in a shipping container' videos but the neighbour is from Dad's Army."

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@ianfsher @Sacha_Lord Er, quietly necking a half bottle of sambuca at lunchtime will do that to a bill, pal.

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@jude008 Well, congratulations on being an ignorant cunt.

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@Ian_Visible A throwback to an England with Superbowl posters?

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@skimartinbell Just like Great Blasket Island in Kerry. Except with sunshine!

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@Watson_SLdn I really hope he's not a real copper - the WORST situational awareness.

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@WanjiruNjoya @JillCollier16 I assume you're being sarcastic about "Trigger"... surely you know the dog was named for its colour in the worst way possible?

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@JSquared_64 @WanjiruNjoya @JillCollier16 Well, that word WAS derogatory by the mid-20th century. It's just that no one in positions of power cared.

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@KOPCHANT_COM Norf Lundun forevva
My Mum was in Birds of a Fevva...

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@GunEagleFreedom Soiled nappy.

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@TRobinsonNewEra What "job"? All you do is grift for perks...

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@LucyTCWife They didn't say "They've gone down since Tuesday"... They're trending down over years ... you'd still have a day with the highest number of the the year, you thick turd.